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	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vreau sa ajung deputat, VOTATI!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Ca traim intr-o tara de kkt nu mai este o noutate, dar sa ne mai alegem reprezentantii cu 34 de voturi chiar mi se pare o idiotenie.
Koto Iosif de la&#160; UDMR este cel care a ajuns deputat cu DOAR 34 de voturi.
Unora, din colegii mai mari nu le-au fost de ajuns 10.000 de voturi pentru [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ca traim intr-o tara de kkt nu mai este o noutate, dar sa ne mai alegem reprezentantii cu 34 de voturi chiar mi se pare o idiotenie.</p>
<p>Koto Iosif de la&nbsp; <a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/sa-votez-cu-udmr.html" target="_blank">UDMR</a> este cel care a ajuns deputat cu DOAR 34 de voturi.</p>
<p>Unora, din colegii mai mari nu le-au fost de ajuns 10.000 de voturi pentru a intra in parlament pe cand nenea asta n-a avut nici o problema.</p>
<p>Stiu, nu e vina lui, dar mai stiu ceva, ca de acum inainte, astia care vor sa ajunga parlamentari o sa candideze in colegii in care sansele lor sunt mai mari, si n-or sa se mai bata pe ciolan in colegile mari. </p>
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<p>O sa caute cele mai mici colegii ca deh legea la noi are o scapare si poti ajunge la putere cu doar 34 de sustinatori.</p>
<p>De ce ar face-o? sunt mai prosti?</p>
<p>Ia sa vedem, eu as strange 34 de voturi? <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_bigsmile.gif' alt='&#58;&#68;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#68;' /> votati mai jos prin DA/NU sa vad daca mai prind si eu un loc in parlament <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_bigsmile.gif' alt='&#58;&#68;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#68;' /></p>
<p>Mai multe detalii pe <a href="http://www.adevarul.ro/rss/articol/koto-iosif-udmr-deputat-prin-votul-a-doar-34-de-romani.html" target="_blank">adevarul.ro</a></p>
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		<title>&#34;3 in p*** mea!&#34;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bravo Despot, de data asta ai avut dreptate 

VJ Alexandra, asa o cheama pe tuta&#8230; am si eu o curiozitate&#8230; Pe tine cin&#8217; te-a angajat?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bravo Despot, de data asta ai avut dreptate <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_smiley.gif' alt='&#58;&#41;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#41;' /></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.1music.ro/index.php/vj/17-vj/173-vj-alexandra" target="_blank">VJ Alexandra</a>, asa o cheama pe tuta&#8230; am si eu o curiozitate&#8230; Pe tine cin&#8217; te-a angajat?</p>
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		<title>Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)</title>
		<link>http://www.criserb.com/blog/zack-and-miri-make-a-porno-2008.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Zoso vorbeste de filmul asta&#8230; nush daca e ceva de capul lui sau nu, dar am sa incerc sa-l vad azi. 
Sper sa merite&#8230; 
Voi l-ati vazut?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="145" src="http://www.cinemarx.ro/poze/cache/t33/filme-mari/2008/09/Zack_and_Miri_Make_a_Porno_1220475799_2008.jpg" width="98" align="left"/><a href="http://www.zoso.ro/2008/11/zack-and-miri-make-a-porno-2008.html" target="_blank"> Zoso</a> vorbeste de <a href="http://www.cinemarx.ro/filme/Zack-and-Miri-Make-a-Porno-Zack-and-Miri-Make-a-Porno-386617.html" target="_blank">filmul asta</a>&#8230; nush daca e ceva de capul lui sau nu, dar am sa incerc sa-l vad azi. </p>
<p>Sper sa merite&#8230; </p>
<p>Voi l-ati vazut?</p>
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		<title>Talent&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o reclama marca adidas





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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Intr-o reclama marca <a href="http://www.adidas.com/com/homepage.asp" target="_blank">adidas</a></p>
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		<title>El e Mihai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8230; sau mybrainquit pentru cei ce ma intreaba si m-au intrebat pana acum.
Are si blog, enjoy.
Na ca i-am facut si publicitate 
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<p>&#8230; sau <a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/stats?stats_author=mybrainquit" target="_blank">mybrainquit</a> pentru cei ce ma intreaba si m-au intrebat pana acum.</p>
<p>Are si <a href="http://mybrainquit.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">blog</a>, enjoy.</p>
<p>Na ca i-am facut si publicitate <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_bigsmile.gif' alt='&#58;&#68;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#68;' /></p>
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		<title>Luminitele de pe Magheru</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rafuieli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ In fiecare an pe 1 decembrie se aprindeau luminitele de Craciun pe bulevardul Magheru. In fiecare an cu exceptia anului asta, an in care d-nul Oprescu sa gandit ca nu are rost sa fim si noi in rand cu toate orasele lumi, noi sa aprindem luminitele pe 6 decembrie. 
De ce pe 6? Habar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/LuminiteledepeMagheru_94A9/magheru.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="140" alt="magheru" src="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/LuminiteledepeMagheru_94A9/magheru_thumb.jpg" width="140" align="left" border="0"/></a> In fiecare an pe 1 decembrie se aprindeau luminitele de Craciun pe bulevardul Magheru. In fiecare an cu exceptia anului asta, an in care <a href="http://www.sorinoprescu.ro/blog/" target="_blank">d-nul Oprescu</a> sa gandit ca nu are rost sa fim si noi in rand cu toate orasele lumi, noi sa aprindem luminitele pe 6 decembrie. </p>
<p>De ce pe 6? Habar n&#8217;am&#8230; poate ca e ziua lui norocoasa.</p>
<p>Idea e ce m-am plimbat cu Dana pe 1 pe Magheru asteptand sa vad luminitele cum se aprind&#8230; nu eram singur, erau o gramada de oameni care asteptau acelasi lucru ca si mine&#8230;</p>
<p>Vazand ca nimic nu se intampla am intrebat un politist ce se afla in mijlocul unei intersectii&#8230; Omul parea destul de nemultumit. Nu stiu daca nemultumirea sa era din cauza luminilor care nu se aprindeau sau din cauza ca nu stia ce sa le raspunda oamenilor ce ii puneau aceiasi intrebare ca mine <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_smiley.gif' alt='&#58;&#41;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#41;' /></p>
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<p>Cand lumea e obisnuita ca in 1 se aprind luminitele, atunci sa se aprinda, sau daca nu se intampla chestia asta macar sa se anunte din timp, sa se anunte ca nu mai suntem ca restul europenilor, ca suntem mai cu mot si ca facem asa cum ne taie capul, le aprindem cand vrea muschiul nostru.</p>
<p>Poza de mai sus e de anu&#8217; trecut&#8230; nu va speriati.</p>
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		<title>Venetia se scufunda?</title>
		<link>http://www.criserb.com/blog/venetia-se-scufunda.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Stirea am vazut-o ieri la TV si mi-a lasat un gust amar.
Venetia este unul din orasele ce l-am vizitat cu placere de 2 ori, un loc in care poti sa vezi ceva neobisnuit.
Nu au trecut multe luni de cand am fost acolo ultima data, vedeti si voi diferenta intre ceea ce era atunci si [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="233" alt="venetia-se-scufunda" src="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/Venetiasescufunda_A910/venetiasescufunda.jpg" width="162" align="left" border="0"/> Stirea am vazut-o ieri la TV si mi-a lasat un gust amar.</p>
<p>Venetia este unul din orasele ce l-am vizitat cu placere de 2 ori, un loc in care poti sa vezi ceva neobisnuit.</p>
<p>Nu au trecut multe luni de cand am fost acolo ultima data, vedeti si voi diferenta <a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/venetia.html" target="_blank">intre ceea ce era atunci</a> si <a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/international/venetia-se-scufunda-apele-au-crescut-cu-mai-mult-de-un-metru-si-jumatate.html" target="_blank">ceea ce e acum</a>.</p>
<p>Ma intreb cat or mai rezista cladirile alea care stau in apa de atatia ani, mai ales acum cad nivelul apei a crescut mai mult ca niciodata, adica cu peste 1,6 metri fatza de nivelul obisnuit&#8230;</p>
<p>Mai mutle detalii si poze <a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/international/venetia-se-scufunda-apele-au-crescut-cu-mai-mult-de-un-metru-si-jumatate.html" target="_blank">aici</a>.</p>
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		<title>900 de posturi</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chiar daca nu stiu sa scriu si-mi mai scapa cate o litera pe ici pe colo sau cate o liniutza, o virgula sau mai stiu eu ce semn dubios am scris 900 de posturi. Cred ca incep sa invat, simt eu ca ma descurc din ce in ce mai bine 

Iar voi, voi ati ajuns [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chiar daca <a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/nu-stiu-sa-scriu.html" target="_blank">nu stiu sa scriu</a> si-mi mai scapa cate o litera pe ici pe colo sau cate o liniutza, o virgula sau mai stiu eu ce semn dubios am scris 900 de posturi. Cred ca incep sa invat, simt eu ca ma descurc din ce in ce mai bine <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_smiley.gif' alt='&#58;&#41;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#41;' /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/900deposturi_7BAE/statistici.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="163" alt="statistici" src="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/900deposturi_7BAE/statistici_thumb.jpg" width="576" border="0"/></a></p>
<p>Iar voi, voi ati ajuns la aproape 7.000 de comentarii&#8230; vorbareti mai sunteti <img src='http://www.criserb.com/blog/smilies/yahoo_smiley.gif' alt='&#58;&#41;' class='wp-smiley' width='18' height='18' title='&#58;&#41;' /> </p>
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		<title>1 Decembrie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
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Am vrut sa ajungem la parada sa facem poze dar&#8230; am ajuns prea tarziu, dupa incheiere. Poate avem mai mult noroc la anul&#8230;
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<p>Am vrut sa ajungem la parada sa facem poze dar&#8230; am ajuns prea tarziu, dupa incheiere. Poate avem mai mult noroc la anul&#8230;</p>
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		<title>XXX sent you a big kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>criserb</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Deja m-am saturat de mailurile care-mi vin cu un big kiss, toata ziua nu aveti altceva de facut decat sa va faceti cont la funbox.com si mailurile vin de la sine&#8230; le primesc eu, tu, el ea&#8230; le primim toti.
Chiar trebuie sa dati click pe fiecare buton mai colorat pe care-l vedeti?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/63974928@N00/2144575358/" target="_blank"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="83" alt="2144575358_0f06a76dbc_t" src="http://www.criserb.com/blog/poze/XXXsentyouabigkiss_CC3D/2144575358_0f06a76dbc_t.jpg" width="100" align="left" border="0"/></a> Deja m-am saturat de mailurile care-mi vin cu un <a href="http://optin.fanbox.com/DeveloperApp/Share.aspx?itemKey=1&amp;itemName=A%20big%20kiss!&amp;itemLogoUrl=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.fbstatic.com%2FLoadingSelection%2F_images%2Fappico_kiss.gif" target="_blank">big kiss</a>, toata ziua nu aveti altceva de facut decat sa va faceti cont la funbox.com si mailurile vin de la sine&#8230; le primesc eu, tu, el ea&#8230; le primim toti.</p>
<p>Chiar trebuie sa dati click pe fiecare buton mai colorat pe care-l vedeti?</p>
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