{"id":1029,"date":"2008-11-12T09:26:04","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T06:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/service-la-om-si-la-masina.html"},"modified":"2008-11-12T09:27:59","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T06:27:59","slug":"service-la-om-si-la-masina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/service-la-om-si-la-masina\/","title":{"rendered":"Service &#8211; la om si la masina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"154\" alt=\"doctor\" src=\"http:\/\/clients.dartadesign.ro\/criserb\/poze\/Servicelaomsilamasina_769A\/doctor.jpg\" width=\"140\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/> De o vreme ma tot interesez de tot felul de service-uri pt. masina. Cred ca am ceva probleme cu discurile de frana, probabil sunt ovalizate&#8230; In acelasi timp Dana are <strike>o problema<\/strike> niste probleme :) de sanatate si tot mergem pe la Sanador la tot felul de controale.<\/p>\n<p>Ieri am tras o concluzie, i-am zis-o si Danei :)<\/p>\n<p><em>Stam prin spitale mai mult decat stau cu masina in service<\/em> :D<\/p>\n<p>Si pentru cei care vor sa-mi dea peste nas ca sunt insensibil sa se abtina&#8230; mai glumim si noi, nu de alta dar <em>Viata nu trebuie luata in serios, oricum nu iesim vii din ea<\/em> :P<\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>Ca tot vorbeam de masini si spitale mi-am adus aminte de un banc:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Care este diferenta dintre un doctor si un mecanic?<\/p>\n<p>Ambii desfac <em>masina<\/em> sa o repare, doar ca doctorul o face in timp ce <em>motorul<\/em> este pornit ;)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Si acum sa devin serios pentru ca stiu ca sunt multi care si-ar face griji dupa un asemenea post&#8230; Dana nu are nimic, singura problema e <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cetelem.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\">job-ul<\/a>. Despre asta am sa va povestec cu alta ocazie :D inca ma abtin :P<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.regna.nu\/gallery\/cg.php?c=c+14+\" target=\"_blank\">sursa photo<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De o vreme ma tot interesez de tot felul de service-uri pt. masina. Cred ca am ceva probleme cu discurile de frana, probabil sunt ovalizate&#8230; In acelasi timp Dana are o problema niste probleme :) de sanatate si tot mergem pe la Sanador la tot felul de controale. Ieri am tras o concluzie, i-am zis-o&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,20,60,36],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Service - la om si la masina<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/service-la-om-si-la-masina\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/service-la-om-si-la-masina\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/service-la-om-si-la-masina\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"criserb\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8df5199bda4e628c32a10f318d8602b5\"},\"headline\":\"Service &#8211; 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