{"id":11227,"date":"2011-12-02T02:11:24","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T00:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/mi-a-innebunit-vecinul.html"},"modified":"2011-12-02T02:11:24","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T00:11:24","slug":"mi-a-innebunit-vecinul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/mi-a-innebunit-vecinul\/","title":{"rendered":"Mi-a innebunit vecinul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Mi-a-innebunit_183A\/insane.png\" data-lbwps-width=\"404\" data-lbwps-height=\"597\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Mi-a-innebunit_183A\/insane.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 10px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: left; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"insane\" border=\"0\" alt=\"insane\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Mi-a-innebunit_183A\/insane_thumb.png\" width=\"197\" height=\"289\" \/><\/a>Si vorbesc cat se poate de serios. Prea sanatos nu e&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Intr-o seara cand ma intorceam acasa de la Stand-up Comedy, la etajul de sub mine, usa vecinului era larg deschisa, cu cheiile uitate in iala. Era ora 12 noaptea. M-am gandit daca sa ma duc sa-i spun sau nu, dar am trecut peste (si bine am facut).<\/p>\n<p>A doua seara, tot asa, vin acasa, usa deschisa larg si vecinul isi facea de lucru prin holul casei lui. L-am vazut, in timp ce urcam scarile, l-am salutat si mi-am vazut de ale mele. <\/p>\n<p>Dupa cateva ore vine Raca la mine, si-mi povesteste ca l-a abordat vecinul, ca ii spunea ca e unu&#8217; la el in casa care doarme la el pe canapea, si ca i-a furat 200.000 lei. L-a poftit pe Raca in casa sa-l vada pe ala dormind. <\/p>\n<p>N-a vrut sa intre dar na, la auzul acestor lucruri Raca suna la 112 sa le povesteasca alora ca vecinu meu are pe unu&#8217; la el in pat. Nu a apucat sa initieze convorbilrea ca a aparut un alt vecin care l-a luat la intrebari pe ciudatul cu usa deschisa. <em>Ce faci vecine, iar te imbatasi? Hai lasa prostiile si treci in casa, nu mai fa scandal pe scara&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Si-a vazut de treaba Raca al meu si a venit la noi. <\/p>\n<p>Ne-a povestit intamplarea si na, ne-am amuzat noi de vecinul si de Petrica, prietenul lui imaginar. (cine nu stie gluma cu Petrica sa intre <a href=\"http:\/\/creativemonkeyz.com\/roboti\/robotzi-s02-ep9-plictis\/\" target=\"_blank\">aici<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Problema e ca vecinul nu inceteaza. Au trecut vreo 4 zile si inca nu si-a revenit din betie. Usa casei lui este aproape tot timpul deschisa si periodic arunca cu tot felul de lucruri prin casa. Sta pe un scaun in fata usii si din cand in cand arunca prin casa cu scaune, cu borcane, cu alte chestii ce le are la indemana. Nu face asta non-stop ci din cand in cand, undeva la 3-4 ore il apuca. <\/p>\n<p>Fie ca e zi, fie ca e noapte. <\/p>\n<p>Acum de exemplu nu arunca nimic, pur si simplu urla pe scara. Nu spune nimic, face ca un animal&#8230; 10 minute, dupa care se opreste. Probabi ca o sa-si reintre in activitate peste cateva ore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>La inceput a fost amuzant, dar acum nu mai e. E destul de nasol sa-l auzi trantind si tipand pe acolo. <\/p>\n<p>Oare ca sa fac? Sa sun la 112 sa le spun alora ca vecinul meu nu e sanatos la cap? N-as vrea sa ii fac probleme, dar ma enerveaza. S-au dus vecinii la el sa-l potoleasca, vorbesc cu el (si pare ca vorbeste foarte normal), termina, si apoi o ia de la capat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Imi e frica sa nu faca vreo prostie, sa dea foc la bloc, sau cine stie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>E ciudat ca m-am mutat totusi de ceva timp in bloc si e prima data cand aud sa fie vreun scandal. Pana acum n-am mai auzit nimic, totul era ok, pana acum cateva zile&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Voi ce-ati face in locul meu?<\/p>\n<p>Tre&#8217; sa precizez ca vecinul de care vorbesc este un om in etate, cred ca are vreo 70 de ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si vorbesc cat se poate de serios. Prea sanatos nu e&#8230; Intr-o seara cand ma intorceam acasa de la Stand-up Comedy, la etajul de sub mine, usa vecinului era larg deschisa, cu cheiile uitate in iala. Era ora 12 noaptea. 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