{"id":11474,"date":"2011-12-21T00:29:35","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T22:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=11474"},"modified":"2011-12-21T00:29:35","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T22:29:35","slug":"asa-te-a-invatat-ma-ta-parca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/asa-te-a-invatat-ma-ta-parca\/","title":{"rendered":"Asa te-a invatat ma-ta parca?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 1px 10px 1px 1px; display: inline; float: left\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Taxi-2000_DCAC\/taxi-2000.jpg\" width=\"207\" height=\"124\" \/>Da stiu. E posibil ca titlul sa fie destul de dur dar atunci cand vorbim de un taximetrist se potriveste de minune. <\/p>\n<p>Deci astia nu au nici cea mai mica urma de bun simt. Ii doare fix in cur de de tot ce inseamna regulile de circulatie, de respect si bun-simt nu mai zic nimic. N-au auzit ei de asa ceva. <\/p>\n<p>Astia nu stiu sa parcheze, ei opresc in mijlocul drumului indiferent ca drumul are 3 benzi de circulatie, 2 sau una. Dar cand drumul are o singura banda de circulatie ma scot din sarite. <\/p>\n<p>Azi am dat peste un bou care a oprit pe o strada cu o singura banda, sens unic ca el vroia sa o astepte pe ma-sa de nush unde. Era blocata toata strada chiar si cateva intesectii in urma. Nimic nu se misca pentru ca ala nu avea chef sa se traga mai langa bordura, sa parcheze si el in rand cu masinile parcate. Deh, trebuia sa isi miste hoitu 20 m, inainte. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, cand sa plec de la munca, undeva pe Bul. Dacia la fel. Trei benzi, pe una parcate masini, pe a doua taximetristul iar ultima banda era full, pentru ca era banda de stanga. <\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu misca pe Dacia pentru ca un cretin s-a oprit in mijlocul drumului. <\/p>\n<p>Vreau sa-i intreb pe acesti bipezi daca au ceva in cap? Cat trebuie sa fii de nesimtit ca sa blochezi o artera de circulatie pentru ca tu vrei sa-ti iei clientul fix din fata scarii? <\/p>\n<p>E chiar asa de greu sa parchezi si tu ca un om normal langa bordura, sau macar sa lasi un loc sa poata trece pe langa tine o alta masina? Nu, va zic eu, nu e greu, e vorba de nesimtirea taximetristului bucurestean, atat. <\/p>\n<p>Acum vreo doua saptamani am vazut unu si mai prost. A blochat o line de tramvai ca el si-a lasat masina in drum&#8230; Am stat si eu curios pe acolo sa vad cand apare, sa vad daca ii rupe capul vatmanul dar n-am mai avut rabdare si am plecat&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Da, toate astea se intampla in Bucuresti. Zilnic. Nu trece o zi fara sa vad un astfel de nesimtit. <\/p>\n<p>Oare iti trebuie o scoala speciala ca sa fii taximetrist?<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Nu as vrea sa generalizez, sunt si oameni ok, dar rar. In general cei mai in varsta au mai mult bun-simt, dar pustanii zici ca-s cel putin soferi de coloana oficiala.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da stiu. E posibil ca titlul sa fie destul de dur dar atunci cand vorbim de un taximetrist se potriveste de minune. Deci astia nu au nici cea mai mica urma de bun simt. 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