{"id":11770,"date":"2012-01-24T23:04:26","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T21:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=11770"},"modified":"2012-01-24T23:04:26","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T21:04:26","slug":"bancuri-cu-base-la-zi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/bancuri-cu-base-la-zi\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri cu Base&#8217;, la zi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Nu va suparati&#8230; Puteti sta putin mai la dreapta, sa-l vad si eu mai bine pe Basescu? &#8230;   <br \/>&#8211; Sigur. Nu vreti sa va dau binoclul meu? &#8230;    <br \/>&#8211; Nu, multumesc, am luneta la pusca!    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;    <br \/>Intrebare: Daca Boc boceste, Basescu ce face?    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..    <br \/>I: Ce spui daca-l vezi pe Basescu ingropat pana la gat in ciment?    <br \/>R: Mai trebuie ciment!    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;    <br \/>La al 200-lea congres al PDL, Basescu, girbovit de ani si plictisit de povara puterii, se adreseaza participantilor:    <br \/>&#8211; Drragii mei, eu..eu m-am hotarit sa renunt. Propun sa fie aleasa in locul meu prietena mea, Elena!    <br \/>&#8211; Huooo! Huooo!    <br \/>&#8211; Atunci propun sa ma inlocuiasca la presidintie prietenul meu, Boc.    <br \/>&#8211; Huooo! Huooo!    <br \/>&#8211; Smecherilor! Stiam eu ca tot pe mine ma vreti!!!    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;    <br \/>Basescu si Boc intr-o barca in largul marii infuriate.    <br \/>Un val puternic rastoarna barca.    <br \/>Intrebare:    <br \/>&#8211; Cine scapa?    <br \/>Raspuns:    <br \/>&#8211; Romania!    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;    <br \/>Boc c\u0103tre B\u0103sescu.    <br \/>-\u015eefu, dac\u0103 nu c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103m alegerile anul viitor ce facem ?    <br \/>-PU\u015eC\u0102RIE !!!    <br \/>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.    <br \/>O baba surda se urca in tramvai ,la un moment dat vine controlorul    <br \/>-Biletul la control va rog!    <br \/>-Ce zici maica?    <br \/>-Biletul la control !    <br \/>Baba se intoarce catre o tanara si intreaba:    <br \/>-Ce zice asta maica ?    <br \/>-Zice &quot;biletul la control&quot; pentru ca dansul e controlor.    <br \/>Baba se intoarce suparata catre controlor si zice    <br \/>-Si eu sunt contra lor maica, dar ce dracu sa le faci!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Nu va suparati&#8230; Puteti sta putin mai la dreapta, sa-l vad si eu mai bine pe Basescu? &#8230; &#8211; Sigur. 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