{"id":12144,"date":"2012-02-21T14:08:31","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T12:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=12144"},"modified":"2012-02-21T17:48:06","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T15:48:06","slug":"nesimtirea-e-maxima-in-orasul-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/nesimtirea-e-maxima-in-orasul-asta\/","title":{"rendered":"Nesimtirea e maxima in orasul asta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N-au trecut 3 zile de cand m-am intors din concediu si am reusit sa ma enervez maxim. Orasul asta e plin de nesimtiti, lucru re-constatat ieri si mai ales azi in trafic.<\/p>\n<p>Aici nu se respecta nici o regula ce sa mai vorbim de bun-simt. Nesimtiti sunt si cetatenii si autoritatile.<\/p>\n<p>Hai sa va dau cateva exemple.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cand sunt 4 benzi de circulatie, doua pline ce e drept cu zapada, bucuresteanul parcheaza pe una din cele ramase libere. Pentru trafic mai ramane o banda&#8230; dar ce conteaza&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Autoritatile au deszapezit anumte strazi, asa cum au putut. Acum vine bucuresteanu&#8217; si arunca toata zapada de pe masina inapoi in strada. Ce conteaza ca ingheata peste noapte si a doua zi oamenii isi sparg baia de ulei?<\/li>\n<li>Reguli de circulatie nu exista. Semafoarele sunt asa de forma, nimeni nu tine cont de ele.<\/li>\n<li>Daca omul are treaba in punctul X acolo o sa parcheze. Nu conteaza ca drumul ala are o singura banda de circulatie. Nu conteaza ca e vorba de strada Mihai Eminescu care e oricum o strada aglomerata.<\/li>\n<li>Batranii de la case se distreaza maxim cand oamenii isi fut masina pe strada lor. Stau la poarta si rad. &#8220;Ia uite-l si pe prostul asta&#8221; sau &#8220;Ia uite-l pe ala care vine, alt prost, oare scapa?&#8221; si se refereau la o groapa imensa ascunsa sub o balta.<\/li>\n<li>Turturii de pe case poa&#8217; sa cada oricui in cap, nimanui nu-i pasa. La naiba, sa vina Basescu sa-i dea jos. Lor nu le pasa. Basescu e de vina pentru toate. Doar el a zis ca iarna nu-i ca vara.<\/li>\n<li>Cand e balta mai mare bucuresteanul accelereaza, cu cat stropeste mai multi pietoni cu atat are mai multe puncte bonus.<\/li>\n<li>Daca situatia e naspa, strazile sunt ca dracul si noi avem o parcare cu plata, de ce sa nu ii cerem omului 50 lei pentru 8 ore? Oricum altundeva nu are unde sa parcheze.<\/li>\n<li>Ca tot se circula greu pe Bd. Dacia, daca din patru benzi au mai ramas vreo 3 din cauza zapezii de pe carosabil, de ce sa nu mai inchidem doua? Punem niste garduri si plantam acolo niste Dorei. Sa incurce traficul si mai tare, ca si asa nu misca un deget.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pe vremuri zapda se arunca in Dambovita, era o solutie. Acum nu mai aruncam ca ne sar ONG-urile in cap. Cica stricam fauna&#8230; de parca in cele din urma zapada nu tot in rauri ajunge ca nu o bea nici dracu, se topeste in sol iar de acolo tot in rauri ajunge&#8230; sau speram sa se evapore? Asta ca sa nu mai vorbim de fauna actuala a Dambovitei care contine: masini, frigidere, cauciucuri, usi, tamplarie de geamuri si tot ce nu mai are nevoie bucuresteanu.<\/p>\n<p>Na, sa nu ziceti ca nu mi-am revenit dupa concediu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Inca o zi, doua ca asta si ma gandesc foarte serios sa o iau de la capat, in alta tara. Nu de alta dar sanatatea mea e mai importanta si nervii nu-mi mai rezista prea mult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-au trecut 3 zile de cand m-am intors din concediu si am reusit sa ma enervez maxim. Orasul asta e plin de nesimtiti, lucru re-constatat ieri si mai ales azi in trafic. Aici nu se respecta nici o regula ce sa mai vorbim de bun-simt. Nesimtiti sunt si cetatenii si autoritatile. 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