{"id":12924,"date":"2012-04-27T12:17:26","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T09:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=12924"},"modified":"2012-04-27T12:17:26","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T09:17:26","slug":"din-ciclul-realitatea-depaseste-orice-imaginatie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/din-ciclul-realitatea-depaseste-orice-imaginatie\/","title":{"rendered":"Din ciclul realitatea depaseste ORICE IMAGINATIE&hellip;.!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caz medical la spitalul de urgenta Floreasca noaptea trecuta :<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p><u><\/u><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p>Niste tipi au facut un chef intr-o casa undeva pe Primaverii (o casa din aia veche, cu scara interioara rotunda).<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p>La ora 11 noaptea au ramas fara bere si au zis ca pleaca sa cumpere. Dar erau putin turtiti si s-au hotarat sa coboare cele 4 etaje cu SCHIURILE; s-auechipat si au coborat.   <br \/>La etajul 2 era o baba de 84 ani care ducea gunoiul. Astia au dat peste ea si \u00ab nashpa \u00bb, accident, vine salvarea, o duc la Floreasca cu fractura de bazin.    <br \/>Se trezesc astia din betie, si merg la Floreasca sa vada despre ce este vorba. La spital baba nu mai era (patul gol, proaspat aranjat).<u><\/u><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p><u><\/u><u><\/u><\/p>\n<p>Astia, cica, au inghetat ca a murit, si se duc la medicul de garda sa vada ce este. De acolo afla ca baba era transferata la spitalul 9 (psihiatrie)pentru consult, pentru ca toata noaptea baba insistase ca o lovise un SCHIOR pe casa scarii!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><em>[primita pe mail]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caz medical la spitalul de urgenta Floreasca noaptea trecuta : Niste tipi au facut un chef intr-o casa undeva pe Primaverii (o casa din aia veche, cu scara interioara rotunda). La ora 11 noaptea au ramas fara bere si au zis ca pleaca sa cumpere. 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