{"id":13273,"date":"2012-05-18T23:51:53","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T20:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=13273"},"modified":"2012-05-18T23:51:53","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T20:51:53","slug":"cum-sa-te-faci-de-cacat-la-maxim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-sa-te-faci-de-cacat-la-maxim\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum sa te faci de cacat la maxim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ei bine, urmariti filmuletul de mai jos si o sa intelegeti ;) <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"325\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1pgm8I0B8bY?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"580\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Si sa nu credeti ca ala e un caz singular :)<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Imi aduc aminte cand unul cu un Ferrari si-a pus mintea cu mine la un semafor pe Magheru. O tot ambala si se uita provocator la mine. Eu, care tocmai facusem Mageru de doua &#8211; trei ori in seara respectiva, am zis hai sa-mi pun mintea cu el, sa-l invat ca prostia se plateste. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Se pune verde si o ambalez si eu la maxim. Sa nu credeti ca Polo-ul meu nu poate sa ii faca fata, da? :) <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Si o dam noi intr-o liniuta, ajungem la 60km\/h si eu nu mai accelerz, o las asa. El o calca pana la nush cat, 100 &#8211; 150km\/h sa-mi arate mie ca e smecher. <\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Partea proasta e ca el nu stia ca e radar in fata la Lido, eu stiam :P<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">L-au oprit si s-au intins la vorba o lunga perioada de timp. Probabil i-au luat permisul pentru ca-l auzeam pe smecher cum tipa la politistii. Va dati seama ca m-am intors in rond la Romana si mergeam foarte incet pe langa ei, cu geamul deschis. I-am facut cu ochiul fraierului cand treceam pe langa el si-mi ambalam motorul :)<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Si-a cerut-o. Cum poti tu oare cu un Ferrari sa-ti pui mintea cu unul cu Polo? Dar na&#8230; unde nu e minte, vai de picioare ;)<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Cam asa si cu asta din filmuletul de mai sus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[<a href=\"http:\/\/chera.ro\/it-fits\/\" target=\"_blank\">via<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ei bine, urmariti filmuletul de mai jos si o sa intelegeti ;) Si sa nu credeti ca ala e un caz singular :) Imi aduc aminte cand unul cu un Ferrari si-a pus mintea cu mine la un semafor pe Magheru. O tot ambala si se uita provocator la mine. Eu, care tocmai facusem Mageru&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[3346,3345,98],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum sa te faci de cacat la maxim<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-sa-te-faci-de-cacat-la-maxim\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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