{"id":1493,"date":"2009-01-30T16:14:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T14:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-banc-cu-emo.html"},"modified":"2009-01-30T16:14:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T14:14:01","slug":"un-banc-cu-emo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-banc-cu-emo\/","title":{"rendered":"Un banc cu emo"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Un emo urca intr-un autobuz. Parul sau era facut spice, colorat verde, rosu, albastru si portocaliu. Hainele ii erau o amestecatura de carpe si piele, picioarele ii erau goale si corpul ii era plin de cercei. Se aseaza pe singurul loc liber, exact in fata unui batrin, care se tot holba la el. &#8211; Ce te tot holbezi, mosule? Ce, tu n-ai facut nimic aiurea cand erai tinar? Batranul: &#8211; Ba da. Odata, cind eram in Marina, m-am imbatat in Singapore si am violat un papagal. Ma gandeam acum daca nu cumva esti fiul meu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x <a href=\"http:\/\/50.dartadesign.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\">Octavian<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Si acum ia mai treceti odata pe aici sa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cat-de-emo-esti.html\" target=\"_blank\">vedem cat de emo sunteti<\/a> :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un emo urca intr-un autobuz. Parul sau era facut spice, colorat verde, rosu, albastru si portocaliu. Hainele ii erau o amestecatura de carpe si piele, picioarele ii erau goale si corpul ii era plin de cercei. Se aseaza pe singurul loc liber, exact in fata unui batrin, care se tot holba la el. &#8211; Ce&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Un banc cu emo<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-banc-cu-emo\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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