{"id":1636,"date":"2009-02-23T15:40:52","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T13:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/geamgiul-banc.html"},"modified":"2009-02-23T15:40:52","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T13:40:52","slug":"geamgiul-banc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/geamgiul-banc\/","title":{"rendered":"Geamgiul – Banc"},"content":{"rendered":"

De mult nu am mai ras asa la un banc\u2026 <\/p>\n

Lu’ unu i se sparge un geam si il suna pe geamgiu sa vina sa’l schimbe…
Clientu’: Alo?
(geamgiu’…morocanos)
Geamgiu’: Alo’n’mortii ma’tii
C: As dori sa veniti sa’mi schimbati si mie geamul
G: Pai cum mortii ma’tii l’ai spart?
C: Pai s’au jucat niste copii cu mingea si l’au spart…
G: Hai ca vin in mortii ma’tii!
(suna la usa)
C: Cine e?
G:Geamgiu’n mortii ma’tii
C: Bine hai intra…e geamul de la dormitor…
(dupa 10min. suna cineva la usa)
C: Cine e?
G: Geamgiu’n mortii ma’tii
C: Pai am mai chemat unu’…
G: Am cazut in mortii ma’tii!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De mult nu am mai ras asa la un banc\u2026 Lu’ unu i se sparge un geam si il suna pe geamgiu sa vina sa’l schimbe… Clientu’: Alo? (geamgiu’…morocanos) Geamgiu’: Alo’n’mortii ma’tii C: As dori sa veniti sa’mi schimbati si mie geamul G: Pai cum mortii ma’tii l’ai spart? 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