{"id":1735,"date":"2009-03-12T13:29:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T11:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle.html"},"modified":"2009-03-12T13:29:16","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T11:29:16","slug":"invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle\/","title":{"rendered":"Invatamantul romanesc sau de ce tara asta nu merge ianinte &#8211; Perle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Timpul trece. Cei ce ies de pe bancile scolilor ajung in functii, ajung sa conduca, ajung sa ne conduca. Mai jos vedeti ce au in cap cei care acum inca sunt in bancile scolilor.<\/p>\n<p>Or sa termine la un moment dat, oare o sa ne fie mai bine? :D<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Invatamantulromanescsaudecetaraastanumer_BDA2\/elevi1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"elevi1\" style=\"border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0px 10px; border-right-width: 0px\" height=\"118\" alt=\"elevi1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Invatamantulromanescsaudecetaraastanumer_BDA2\/elevi1_thumb.jpg\" width=\"157\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><em>Lapusneanu s-a tinut de cuvant cand a zis &#8221;De ma voi scula, pre multi am sa popesc si eu!&#8221; dovada ca azi cel mai intilnit nume este Popescu. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Zoe si Tipatescu se iubeau pe la spate. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Ion Creanga s-a nascut intre anii 1887-1889. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Imparatul avea o gradina si in fund un mar. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Este bine sa mai si citesti, decat sa tai frunza la caini degeaba. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Cristofel Columb a plecat in America unde s-a insurat cu o bastinoasa. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>In cunoscuta balada Miorita, sunt descrise cateva intamplari in care sunt implicate doi criminali, o oaie turnatoare, si un cioban ce socheaza prin prostia lui. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> <!--more--><em><\/em>  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Toma Alimos era viteaz pt. ca cu o mana conducea calul, cu o mana isi tinea matele si cu o mana se batea cu Manea.. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Inima este impartita in doua atricule si doua testicule. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Capitala SUA este Casa Alba. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Moromete plecase in excursie sa vanda cerealele. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Femeile ramaneau acasa in loc de barbati. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Antarctica este un continent alb din cauza zapezilor care nu se mai topesc odata. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Eminescu este trist pentru ca nu a reusit sa faca nimic in viata lui. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Viata albinelor e primejduita mereu de insecte ca: tantarul, viespea, soarecele si ursii care se urca in fagi unde sunt albinele stranse in colonii si depun miere. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>In padurile Amazoniei traieste o jungla fioroasa. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>In nuvela La vulturi de Gala Galaction, sunt descrise aventurile unei alpiniste curajoase fugarite de turci, si copii ei. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Dintre cele cinci scrisori trimise de Eminescu, prima este considerata a treia. In Scrisoarea a treia se desfasoara batalia de la Rovinari. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Poemul Miorita circula pe baza orala, adica nu a fost scrisa, din motive tehnice. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Animalele salbatice traiesc in padurea zoologica. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Datorita faptului ca Lapusneanu chinuia pe boieri taindu-le nasul, urechile, mainile, etc, el le-a devenit antipatic acestora. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Harap Alb era femeie se imbraca in alb si semana cu Mihaela Radulescu. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>La batranete imparatul naste un fecior. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Latina clasica este o limba moarta, care nu se poate vorbi decat in scris. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Vitoria, pe langa calitatea de mama avea si pe cea de tata, calitate care este mult mai dificil de indeplinit. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Podul de la Drobeta Turnu-Severin, a fost construit de Apollodor din Damasc, al carui picior se mai vede si astazi.. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Rascoala de la Bobalna a inceput pe un deal si s-a terminat in 1438. <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Sahara se afla asezata pe un nisip uscat, lipsa apei avand in zona o prezenta statornica <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"right\">Primita pe mail   <br \/>[sursa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gsafocsani.home.ro\/\" target=\"_blank\">poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Timpul trece. Cei ce ies de pe bancile scolilor ajung in functii, ajung sa conduca, ajung sa ne conduca. Mai jos vedeti ce au in cap cei care acum inca sunt in bancile scolilor. Or sa termine la un moment dat, oare o sa ne fie mai bine? :D Lapusneanu s-a tinut de cuvant cand&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,34,66],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Invatamantul romanesc sau de ce tara asta nu merge ianinte - Perle<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/invatamantul-romanesc-sau-de-ce-tara-asta-nu-merge-ianinte-perle\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"criserb\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8df5199bda4e628c32a10f318d8602b5\"},\"headline\":\"Invatamantul romanesc sau de ce tara asta nu merge ianinte &#8211; 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