{"id":1801,"date":"2009-03-18T17:59:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T15:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/muma-lui-ayan-cel-mic.html"},"modified":"2009-03-18T17:59:35","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T15:59:35","slug":"muma-lui-ayan-cel-mic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/muma-lui-ayan-cel-mic\/","title":{"rendered":"Muma lui Ayan cel mic"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am primit pe mail o poezie super tare, ia cititi\u2026 incercati, chiar daca nu va plac poeziile, e dementiala:<\/p>\n

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\u00cen odaie rece de la Sofitel,
Proasp\u0103t dat\u0103-afar\u0103 din vechiul castel,
Pl\u00e2nge \u015fi suspin\u0103 puria domni\u0163\u0103,
C\u0103 se-mpute treaba, nu-i mai merge fi\u0163\u0103;
Elan Schwartzenberg, so\u0163ul m\u0103sc\u0103rit,
De boema nimf\u0103 s-a cam sictirit,
\u015ei i-a dat cu flit\u2026 i-a suflat \u00een vele,
Invit\u00e2nd-o sincer s\u0103 doarm\u0103 sub stele.
Asta s-a-nt\u00e2mplat, dup\u0103 ce n\u0103iada,
A vrut s\u0103 se-ntoarc\u0103\u2026 \u015fti\u0163i cum \u0163iind coada\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Despre noaptea aceea, noapte de b\u0103nat
Iat\u0103 ce \u015fi cum s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat:<\/p>\n

Latr\u0103 c\u00e2nii-n curte, noaptea jum\u0103tate,
La castel \u00een poart\u0103 oare cine bate?
– \u201cEu sunt, \u015evar\u0163i drag\u0103, fosta so\u0163ioar\u0103;
Eu, \u015fi vreau acas\u0103, ca odinioar\u0103!
Jur c\u0103 nu mai plec, nu de ast\u0103 dat\u0103\u2026
Fie-\u0163i dar\u0103 mil\u0103 \u015fi prime\u015fte fat\u0103!
Hai, deschide poarta\u2026 c\u0103 mi-e frig de mor,
V\u00e2ntul sufl\u0103 rece\u2026 vreau \u00een dormitor!\u201d
Elan st\u0103 \u015fi-ascult\u0103\u2026 \u00eei deschide poart\u0103,
\u015ei vorbe\u015fte astfel<\/a> c\u0103tre ex consoart\u0103:
– \u201cCe zici Mihaelo? Vrei encore une fois?
Nu mai \u201cblugi cu penis\u201d? Nu menage a trois?
Gata zbenguiala? Vrei s\u0103 fii iar doamn\u0103?
Ap\u0103i fata tatii \u015fi-a lui Ayan mam\u0103\u2026
S\u0103 te-ntorci dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 la O\u0163ilu t\u0103u,
C\u0103 el e potentul\u2026 io \u00ees b\u0103b\u0103l\u0103u!
\u015ei s\u0103 ui\u0163i de mine \u015fi milionul meu,
Nu mai cred \u00een tine\u2026 iaca, mi-s ateu!
C\u00e2t prive\u015fte pruncul ce mi l-ai f\u0103tat,
Nu vreau ca s-ajung\u0103 vreun copil ratat,
Ce st\u0103-n zece case, p-unde st\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103-sa,
\u015ei-are zece ta\u0163i, cu cari umbl\u0103 d\u00e2nsa.
A\u015fa c\u0103 te rog, de mai ai g\u00e2ndire,
Barem c\u00e2te albe dar vopsite fire,
S\u0103 aduci copilul \u015fi s\u0103-l la\u015fi acas\u0103,
S\u0103 am grij\u0103 singur ca normal s\u0103 creasc\u0103.
Apoi piei n\u0103luco! Fugi \u00een lumea ta\u2026
Fii o pi\u0163i bun\u0103! C\u0103 mam\u0103 e\u015fti rea!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00cen odaie rece de la Sofitel,
Proasp\u0103t dat\u0103-afar\u0103 din vechiul castel,
Scrie Mihaela, clocotind \u00een spume,
O depe\u015f\u0103 trist\u0103<\/a> c\u0103tre-ntreaga lume;
Poate-o crede \u0163ara \u015fi poate-o ajut\u0103,
C\u0103 ea e un victim\u2026 Elan e o brut\u0103!
Nu mai vrea nimica, doar s\u0103 fie pace!!!
\u2026
Ce spune\u0163i de d\u00e2nsa, bini ori r\u0103u c\u0103 face?!<\/p>\n

[sursa<\/a>]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am primit pe mail o poezie super tare, ia cititi\u2026 incercati, chiar daca nu va plac poeziile, e dementiala: \u00cen odaie rece de la Sofitel, Proasp\u0103t dat\u0103-afar\u0103 din vechiul castel, Pl\u00e2nge \u015fi suspin\u0103 puria domni\u0163\u0103, C\u0103 se-mpute treaba, nu-i mai merge fi\u0163\u0103; Elan Schwartzenberg, so\u0163ul m\u0103sc\u0103rit, De boema nimf\u0103 s-a cam sictirit, \u015ei i-a dat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nMuma lui Ayan cel mic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/muma-lui-ayan-cel-mic\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" 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