{"id":21994,"date":"2012-10-18T12:51:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T09:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=21994"},"modified":"2012-10-18T12:51:12","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T09:51:12","slug":"un-milion-de-euro-banc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-milion-de-euro-banc\/","title":{"rendered":"Un milion de euro [banc]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat abordeaza o femeie intr-un bar:   <br \/>&#8211; Domnisoara, daca si-as oferi un milion de euro, ai accepta sa faci sex cu mine?    <br \/>&#8211; Da, bineinteles.    <br \/>&#8211; Dar daca as spune ca iti dau doar 10 lei?    <br \/>&#8211; Ma jignesti! Ce fel de femeie crezi ca sunt?    <br \/>&#8211; Asta am stabilit mai devreme, acum incerc doar sa negociez pretul.<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x Adriana]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un barbat abordeaza o femeie intr-un bar: &#8211; Domnisoara, daca si-as oferi un milion de euro, ai accepta sa faci sex cu mine? &#8211; Da, bineinteles. &#8211; Dar daca as spune ca iti dau doar 10 lei? &#8211; Ma jignesti! Ce fel de femeie crezi ca sunt? &#8211; Asta am stabilit mai devreme, acum incerc&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[3947,7109,3946],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Un milion de euro [banc]<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-milion-de-euro-banc\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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