{"id":22348,"date":"2012-11-14T21:38:32","date_gmt":"2012-11-14T19:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=22348"},"modified":"2012-11-14T21:38:35","modified_gmt":"2012-11-14T19:38:35","slug":"cum-am-supt-o-chestie-oribila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-am-supt-o-chestie-oribila\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum am supt o chestie oribila"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pastile\"<\/a>De cate zile sunt racit cobza. Iau tot felul de pastile sa-mi treaca, dar ieri am comis-o grav.<\/em><\/p>\n

Pana ieri seara sugeam din cand in cand cate un Decasept pentru durerea de gat. <\/p>\n

Ieri Dana mi-a zis sa sug si niste vitamina C, pentru ca o sa-mi faca bine. In momentul in care mi-a zis asta fumam o tigara, i-am zis ca am sa le iau mai incolo, dupa ce fumez, dupa ce ma spal pe dinti, inainte sa ma bag in pat.<\/p>\n

Imi termin tigarea, fac un dus, ma spal pe dinti si inainte sa ma bag in pat ma gandesc sa-mi iau cele doua pastile, sa le sug asa cum promisesm. <\/p>\n

De lene, nu mai apind lumina, iau pastilele din bucatarie pe pipaite si ma duc cu ele in dormitor. Ii arat Danei ca o ascult si ca intentionez sa le iau doar ca am sa le iau pe amandoua deodata. Nu aveam chef sa stau juma’ de ora sa sug la ele, asa ca am zis ca ce are daca le sug in acelasi timp. Tot acolo trebuie sa ajunga. <\/p>\n

Imi spune sa nu fac asa ceva, ca-s rele, ca au gusturi diferite, d’astea. <\/p>\n

Eu nu si nu.<\/p>\n

Le bag in gura si dupa cateva secunde imi dau seama ca sunt aproape imposibil de supt, dar nu ma las. Ma plang de gustul aiurea ce-l au, ea imi spune ca "ti-am zis eu sa nu le iei impreuna". <\/p>\n

Bai, deci nu stiu cum sa va fac sa intelegeti, pastilele alea chiar aveau cel mai oribil gust pe care l-am testat vreodata. Nu as putea sa compar cu nimic. Cred ca si cacatul era mai bun dar nu m-am lasat. Nu puteam sa-i ofer satisfactie Danei sa-i spun "ai avut dreptate". Tac si sug pana la capat. <\/p>\n

Inainte sa le termin imi trece prin cap ca este posibil sa fi incurcat pastilele. Nu era totusi posibil ca un Decasept si o vitamina C sa aiba asemenea gust nici daca produceau cine stie ce reactie chimica la mine in gura. <\/p>\n

Ma duc in bucatarie, verific si constat ca in loc sa iau o vitamina C si un Decasept am luat un Decasept si un Ibusinus (cel de care va povesteam aici<\/a> ca este la fel cu Nurofenul, dar ca este de 3 ori mai ieftin).<\/p>\n

Va dati voi seama ca eu am supt o pastila care trebuia sa o inghit cu apa? :) <\/p>\n

Cred ca acum as putea suge orice, nimic nu poate sa fie mai rau decat ceea ce am testat. Nimic. Ingrozitor. <\/p>\n

Morala este sa nu iei pastile cu lumina stinsa, iar daca are un gust aiurea, verificati totusi sa fiti siguri ca sugeti ceea ce v-ati propus si nu alta chestie. <\/p>\n

Au trecut aproape 24 de ore de cand am luat cele doua pastile si inca am in gura un gust oribil, cu toate ca am mancat tot felul de chestii azi, numai sa scap de gust :(<\/p>\n

[sursa poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De cate zile sunt racit cobza. Iau tot felul de pastile sa-mi treaca, dar ieri am comis-o grav. Pana ieri seara sugeam din cand in cand cate un Decasept pentru durerea de gat. Ieri Dana mi-a zis sa sug si niste vitamina C, pentru ca o sa-mi faca bine. 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