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Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e adevarata!) – textul este primit pe mail, nu stiu daca este adevarat sau nu, dar este amuzant.<\/em><\/p>\n To: All Romanian Speaking Staff<\/p>\n Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff.<\/p>\n Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:<\/p>\n 1. Words like futu-i, \u00een pula mea, pula and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.<\/p>\n 2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.<\/p>\n 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as pula de om, cacanaru’ or boul.<\/p>\n 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.<\/p>\n 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.<\/p>\n 6. Do not say futu-ti ma-ta if somebody is persistent; do not add pula mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) or o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.<\/p>\n 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n pula mea or should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, ce pula mea vrei?.<\/p>\n 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi \u00eemputiti.<\/p>\n 9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.<\/p>\n 10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or t\u00e2mpitu’ ala.<\/p>\n 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.<\/p>\n 12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly<\/p>\n [10x OZ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Apare Circulara ! .. prin e-mail: Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e adevarata!) – textul este primit pe mail, nu stiu daca este adevarat sau nu, dar este amuzant. To: All Romanian Speaking Staff Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[4281,3681,7074,576],"yoast_head":"\n