{"id":23710,"date":"2013-04-02T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=23710"},"modified":"2013-04-02T18:11:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:11:11","slug":"obsesiile-oamenilor-din-jur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/obsesiile-oamenilor-din-jur\/","title":{"rendered":"Obsesiile oamenilor din jur"},"content":{"rendered":"

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De la discutiile din birou am ajuns sa fac o lista cu obsesiile oamenilor cunoscuti, plus o lista cu lucrurile care ii enerveaza atunci cand dau peste ele.<\/p>\n

So, avem asa:<\/p>\n

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1. Sa nu calce niciodata pe capace de canal.<\/p>\n

2. Sa nu calce pe crapaturi din asflat, pe bucati d’alea de marmura sau dale crapate.<\/p>\n

3. Sa nu calce pe dalele care au desene\/imprimeuri pe ele.<\/p>\n

4. Sa verifice de fiecare data daca tablourile sunt drepte si sa la indrepte.<\/p>\n

5. Sa verfice daca covoarele sunt perfect paralele cu peretii sau obiectele de mobilier, iar daca nu sunt, sa le indrepte.<\/p>\n

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6. Sa verifice daca papucii sunt depozitati asa cum trebuie, stang-drept si nu invers.<\/p>\n

7. Sa nu stoarca (si sa nu gaseasca) pasta de dinti din mijloc, ea se stoarce de la capat.<\/p>\n

8. Sa verifice daca tigara este stinsa bine, iar pentru a se asigura ca este bine stinsa dau drumul la robinet si o baga in apa, apoi o arunca.<\/p>\n

9. Sa nu lase\/gaseasca vase muradare in chiuveta.<\/p>\n

10. Sa nu gaseasca sosetele aruncate langa cosul de rufe.<\/p>\n

11. Portionarea mancarii in farfurie. (ex.: avem un snitel il taiem si daca ne dau 10 bucati de carne, piureul se imparte si el tot in 10 portii)<\/p>\n

12. Sa nu calce pe “burduful” metroului\/autobuzului.<\/p>\n

13. Sa incerce sa pastreze o simetrie perfecta a obiectelor din casa.<\/p>\n

14. Sa verifice usa de 2-3 ori daca a incuiat-o si apoi sa se intrebe toata ziua daca chiar a incuiat usa.<\/em><\/p>\n

15. …<\/p>\n

Mai continuati si voi, sunt convins ca fiecare are obsesiile lui :)<\/p>\n

P.S. Pe masura ce-mi mai aduc aminte am sa mai completez si eu.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De la discutiile din birou am ajuns sa fac o lista cu obsesiile oamenilor cunoscuti, plus o lista cu lucrurile care ii enerveaza atunci cand dau peste ele. So, avem asa:   1. Sa nu calce niciodata pe capace de canal. 2. 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