{"id":24620,"date":"2013-06-27T14:46:11","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T11:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=24620"},"modified":"2013-06-27T14:52:11","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T11:52:11","slug":"echipa-de-interventie-de-la-ascensoare-se-deplaseaza-cu-ratb-ul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/echipa-de-interventie-de-la-ascensoare-se-deplaseaza-cu-ratb-ul\/","title":{"rendered":"Echipa de interventie de la Ascensoare se deplaseaza cu RATB-ul"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"lifturi_20024900_56744000\"<\/a>Un prieten<\/a> este blocat in lift. A sunat la Ascensorul (sau cum ii cheama pe aia) si au spus ca trimit echipa. Echipa nu a ajuns nici dupa minute bune de asteptare. <\/p>\n

Cand a vazut ca cei de la Deranjamente ascensoare nu vin, prietenul a sunat la Politie, Pompieri si Descarcerare. <\/p>\n

In cele din urma este sunat de politie:<\/p>\n

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S.S. M-au sunat acum de la politia \u0219i mi-au zis ca au luat \u0219i ei leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu cei de la ascensorul \u0219i cic\u0103 aia au trimis echipa doar ca vine cu RATB-UL ca nu au ma\u0219inii…. Rom\u00e2nia te iubim…. Sa vedem c\u00e2t de repede vin cei de la descarcerare.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Faina tara, nu? :)<\/p>\n

Mai jos mai aveti niste mesaje postate pe facebook de prietenul inca blocat in lift.<\/p>\n

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S.S. Aud sirene deci cred ca au ajuns sa vedem<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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S.S. Ma nene dar ce oameni… Nu a ie\u0219it unul sa vad ce facem…. Suntem deja de o ora aici sirenele sunt jos deci sper ca sc\u0103pam….<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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S.S. E agita\u021bie mare pe scara se aud multe voci deci ie\u0219im sper<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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S.S. A venit Smurd politie \u0219i salvare<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S.S. Am ie\u0219it, mul\u021bumim celor de la Smurd \u0219i politie au ajuns \u00een max 10 min dup\u0103 de am \u00eenchis cu ei…..<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Total petrecut in lift cca 1 ora :)<\/p>\n

So, la voi cum a fost ultima data cand v-ati blocat in lift? <\/p>\n

[sursa poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un prieten este blocat in lift. A sunat la Ascensorul (sau cum ii cheama pe aia) si au spus ca trimit echipa. Echipa nu a ajuns nici dupa minute bune de asteptare. Cand a vazut ca cei de la Deranjamente ascensoare nu vin, prietenul a sunat la Politie, Pompieri si Descarcerare. 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