{"id":2488,"date":"2009-06-29T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/in-avion-un-domn-si-o-fetita.html"},"modified":"2009-06-29T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T14:36:00","slug":"in-avion-un-domn-si-o-fetita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/in-avion-un-domn-si-o-fetita\/","title":{"rendered":"In avion: un domn si o fetita."},"content":{"rendered":"

Domnul zice: Ce-ar fi sa stam de vorba?, se pare ca timpul trece mai repede conversand .<\/p>\n

– Bine, zice fetita inchizand cartea pe care abia o deschisese, despre ce ati dori sa vorbim? <\/p>\n

– Pai, zice domnul, o tema interesanta ar fi despre fizica atomica nu crezi? si surade superior.<\/p>\n

– De acord, dar intai vreau sa va intreb ceva: O vaca, un cal si o oaie mananca acelasi lucru – iarba, dar oaia excreta niste bilute, vaca o placinta, iar calul niste mingi uscate. Cum va explicati fenomenul?<\/p>\n

– Habar n-am, zice domnul, minunandu-se de inteligenta fetitei. <\/p>\n

– Atunci cum vreti sa vorbim de fizica atomica daca daca nici despre cacat nu stiti nimic???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Domnul zice: Ce-ar fi sa stam de vorba?, se pare ca timpul trece mai repede conversand . – Bine, zice fetita inchizand cartea pe care abia o deschisese, despre ce ati dori sa vorbim? – Pai, zice domnul, o tema interesanta ar fi despre fizica atomica nu crezi? si surade superior. – De acord, dar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nIn avion: un domn si o fetita.<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/in-avion-un-domn-si-o-fetita\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 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