{"id":2710,"date":"2009-08-07T13:52:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-07T10:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/de-ce-va-descaltati.html"},"modified":"2009-08-07T14:33:04","modified_gmt":"2009-08-07T11:33:04","slug":"de-ce-va-descaltati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/de-ce-va-descaltati\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce va descaltati in ploaie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La fiecare inundatie vad aceeasi ciudatenie, gagicile care se descalta si o iau desculte prin baltile imense si pline de jeg. Isi iau gratioase pantofiorii in mana si asa traverseaza prin locurile inundate. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"244825675_212ccaa596\" style=\"border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0px; border-right-width: 0px\" height=\"375\" alt=\"244825675_212ccaa596\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Decevadescaltati_C2F9\/244825675_212ccaa596.jpg\" width=\"500\" border=\"0\" \/> <\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>Fetelor eu nu va inteleg? De ce faceti asta? Nu va e frica ca va taiati in cine stie ce chestie, pentru ca trebuie sa recunoastem Bucurestiul nu este chiar un oras curat, un oras prin care te poti plimba descaltata. Sunt cioburi, sunt sticle, tot felul de fierotanii iar voi le calcati cu picioarele alea pe care le dati cu crema in fiecare seara.&#160; Chiar nu va pot intelege.<\/p>\n<p>Multe dintre voi nu se descalta nici atunci cand fac sex, va simtiti mai in siguranta pe tocuri :P dar in fata fiecarei balti va descaltati. <\/p>\n<p>Nu credeti oare ca sunt mai importante picioarele voastre decat niste pantofi?<\/p>\n<p>Sau inundatiile va fac sa va aduceti aminte de plimbarile sub clar de luna de pe malul marii? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La fiecare inundatie vad aceeasi ciudatenie, gagicile care se descalta si o iau desculte prin baltile imense si pline de jeg. 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