{"id":27450,"date":"2014-02-19T11:01:08","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T09:01:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=27450"},"modified":"2014-02-19T11:01:08","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T09:01:08","slug":"frazele-de-agatat-chiar-functioneaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/frazele-de-agatat-chiar-functioneaza\/","title":{"rendered":"Frazele de agatat chiar functioneaza?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27607\" alt=\"agatat-pe-strada\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/02\/agatat-pe-strada.jpg\" width=\"630\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/02\/agatat-pe-strada.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/02\/agatat-pe-strada-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Peste tot se mai poate citi despre cate o fraza noua de agatat, unele mai inteligente altele mai putin. Stau si ma intreb daca chestia asta chiar functioneza. Adica as fi curios daca este pe aici vreo fata care chiar &#8220;a pus botul&#8221; unei astfel de fraze si acum este fericita cu cel ce-a spus-o.<\/p>\n<p>Si nu ma refer la bagatul in seama, ma refer strict la frazele clasice, cele care sunt intalnite si cunoscute, de parca ar face parte dintr-un manual de agatat, gen:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>In afara sa fii sexi, ce altceva mai stii sa faci?<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"line-height: 1.42;\">Frumoaso, trebuie sa fii tare obosita, pentru ca toata ziua ai umblat prin mintea mea.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Crezi in dragostea la prima vedere sau trebuie sa plec si sa ma mai apropii o data?<\/li>\n<li>Esti atat de fierbinte incat s-au aburit geamurile in bar.<\/li>\n<li>De obicei nu ma intalnesc cu fotomodele, dar, fie&#8230;uite telefonul meu&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Tatal tau e extraterestru? Altfel nu se explica de ce nu exista nicio fata pe lume la fel de frumoasa ca tine.<\/li>\n<li>Esti ca o scoica&#8230;greu de deschis, dar perla dinauntru merita toate eforturile.<\/li>\n<li>Iei lectii de dans? Pentru ca eu nu am mai vazut un mers atat de gratios.<\/li>\n<li>Cum e sa fii cea mai frumoasa fata din incapere?<\/li>\n<li>Ti-as cumpara o bautura dar as fi gelos pe pahar.<\/li>\n<li>Hmm, iata o pereche de picioare frumoase. La ce ora deschideti?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah, da, poate functioneaza in cazuri rare, dar eu ma refer la modul general, daca ele functioneaza sau nu. Sunt convins ca o tipa se lasa agatata de unul daca exista o chimie, daca il atrage ceva la el, dar nu cred ca sunt fete care lasa garda jos in urma unei formule de mai sus.<\/p>\n<p>Totusi, sa vedem, poate fetele au alta parere si ma contrazic :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peste tot se mai poate citi despre cate o fraza noua de agatat, unele mai inteligente altele mai putin. Stau si ma intreb daca chestia asta chiar functioneza. 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