{"id":2815,"date":"2009-08-26T09:19:48","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T06:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/creierul-promoteritei.html"},"modified":"2009-08-26T10:56:12","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T07:56:12","slug":"creierul-promoteritei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/creierul-promoteritei\/","title":{"rendered":"Creierul promoteritei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La iesirea din supermarket am urmatoarea discutie cu o purtatoare de craci extrem de lungi:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ea: Buna seara, ma scuzati ca va\u00a0 deranjes, sunteti fumator?<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Da<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Ce tigari fumati?<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Kent rosu<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Glumiti, nu? Kent rosu nu exista\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Vrea sa se uite la casa, sa vada daca fac cumva misto de ea\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eu: Degeaba te uiti, nu au.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Aaaa, deci nu au pentru ca nu exista!<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Nu, nu au pentru ca sunt idioti.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Hai ca nu te cred, faci misto de mine, nu? Poti sa-mi arati pachetul?<\/p>\n<p>Eu: Uite-l.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Ma scuzi, chiar nu stiam (ramane cu gura cascata)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Bai frate, o <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">promoterita<\/span> hostessa\u00a0 se ocupa cu promovarea tigarilor, lucreaza deci cu tigari, oare nu ar trebui sa aiba putin creier si sa invete toate tigarile de pe piata? Nu cred ca sunt mai mult de 100-200 de feluri de tigari la noi, cred ca nici atata\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sau poate pentru campania Camel bugetul era cam mic si le-au luat pe alea cu IQ-ul mai mic, ca deh IQ mic, bani putini\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La iesirea din supermarket am urmatoarea discutie cu o purtatoare de craci extrem de lungi: Ea: Buna seara, ma scuzati ca va\u00a0 deranjes, sunteti fumator? Eu: Da Ea: Ce tigari fumati? Eu: Kent rosu Ea: Glumiti, nu? Kent rosu nu exista\u2026 Vrea sa se uite la casa, sa vada daca fac cumva misto de ea\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[324,326,325,244],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Creierul promoteritei<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/creierul-promoteritei\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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