{"id":29056,"date":"2014-06-26T10:38:10","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T07:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=29056"},"modified":"2014-06-26T10:38:10","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T07:38:10","slug":"topul-prostilor-pentru-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/topul-prostilor-pentru-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Topul pro\u0219tilor pentru 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m5a5erWtfJ1rv64qyo1_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-29057\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m5a5erWtfJ1rv64qyo1_1280-300x251.jpg\" alt=\"tumblr_m5a5erWtfJ1rv64qyo1_1280\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m5a5erWtfJ1rv64qyo1_1280-300x251.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m5a5erWtfJ1rv64qyo1_1280.jpg 595w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>Angaja\u021bii anului<\/strong> sunt cei de la gaze din Bac\u0103u, care au verificat o conduct\u0103 cu bricheta, provoc\u00e2nd o explozie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u00e2n\u0103torul anului<\/strong> este ar\u0103deanul care s-a auto\u00eempu\u0219cat, folosind pu\u0219ca pe post de b\u0103\u021b.<\/p>\n<p>Titlul de \u201c<strong>pescarul anului 2013<\/strong>\u201d i se acord\u0103 post mortem b\u0103c\u0103uanului care, dorind s\u0103 se laude cu undi\u021ba la colegi, a murit electrocutat.<\/p>\n<p>Taximetristul din Deva care a uitat unde \u0219i-a parcat ma\u0219ina \u0219i a sunat la poli\u021bie, crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 i-a fost furat\u0103, a c\u00e2\u0219tigat deta\u0219at titlul de \u201c<strong>taximetristul anului<\/strong>\u201c.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cea mai \u0219oferi\u021b\u0103 din 2013<\/strong> este o femeie din Timi\u0219oara, care a luat-o pe contrasens pe autostrad\u0103 pentru c\u0103 s-a r\u0103t\u0103cit.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Poli\u021bistul anului<\/strong> a fost desemnat sibianul care a dat foc la un radar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Declara\u021bia anului<\/strong> merge la o doamn\u0103 din Bistri\u021ba care, dup\u0103 ce a parcat ma\u0219ina l\u00e2ng\u0103 calea ferat\u0103 \u0219i a fost lovit\u0103 de tren, a scos pe gur\u0103 urm\u0103toarele:\u201eM-am speriat foarte tare, ne-a lovit cu locomotiva. Trebuia s\u0103 opreasc\u0103, s\u0103 fie mai atent\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Continuarea <a href=\"http:\/\/vaide.ro\/darwin-awards-romania\/\" target=\"_blank\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Postul este mai vechi, dar eu numai acum l-am primit pe mail :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Angaja\u021bii anului sunt cei de la gaze din Bac\u0103u, care au verificat o conduct\u0103 cu bricheta, provoc\u00e2nd o explozie. V\u00e2n\u0103torul anului este ar\u0103deanul care s-a auto\u00eempu\u0219cat, folosind pu\u0219ca pe post de b\u0103\u021b. Titlul de \u201cpescarul anului 2013\u201d i se acord\u0103 post mortem b\u0103c\u0103uanului care, dorind s\u0103 se laude cu undi\u021ba la colegi, a murit electrocutat.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":29057,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[98,6245,215],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Topul pro\u0219tilor pentru 2013<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/topul-prostilor-pentru-2013\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta 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