{"id":29256,"date":"2014-07-24T17:13:03","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T14:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=29256"},"modified":"2014-07-24T17:15:09","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T14:15:09","slug":"cel-mai-tare-anunt-de-vanzare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cel-mai-tare-anunt-de-vanzare\/","title":{"rendered":"Cel mai tare anun\u021b de v\u00e2nzare"},"content":{"rendered":"

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De ce e bine daca cumperi aceasta masina super-faina? Hai sa vedem:<\/span><\/em>

Avantaje:\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
1. E aproape atat de ieftin decat doi Samsung Galaxy S5 la Emag.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
2. Are patru roti. De doua ori mai multe, decat o bicicleta oareacare, sau decat un Ducati Monster.<\/span><\/em>
3. Din cauza ca are patru roti, e foarte stabil, deci daca lasi acolo nu cade peste ca un manelist beat.<\/span><\/em>
4. Are consum modest. Habar n-am despre condusul economic, dar am mers la 580 km cu 26 litri, cu doua persoane si portbagaj plin. (Pentru cei care nu au facultate de matematica sau calculator de buzunar, aceasta inseamna ca aprox 4.5 litri la suta de kilometri).\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
5. Arata exact asa, ca si cum o masina desenata de un copil de 4 ani, deci daca ai un copil de patru ani (plus-minus 5) nici nu trebuie sa explici, ca e o masina.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
6. Nu trebuie sa faci griji din cauza amenzilor de viteza pe autostrada, ca nu merge mai repede decat 130.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
7. Spre deosebire de un BMW, nu trebuie sa renunti de masina din cauza ca o ruda sau un prieten face un videoclip manele si are nevoie de o masina superfaina.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
8. Spre deosebire de oricare masina scumpa: daca o domnisoara urca in masina, inseamna ca te iubeste pentru personalitatea ta si nu pentru ca ai o masina scumpa.<\/span><\/em>
9. Spre deosebire de oricare masina tunata: aceasta nu necesita nici un fel de tuning optic sau de functionalitate, fiindca n-o sa arata niciodata atat de frumos, decat in momentul cand iese din spalatorie.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
10. Are portbagaj extraordinar de mare, cu scaune pliate. Incape caruciorul pentru copii, o bicicleta, masa si scaune pentru camping, bere si tija de pescuit.<\/span><\/em>
11. Are 58 de cai putere. De vre-o patru-cinci ani stim, ca viata e destul de frumoasa si cu sase cai frumosi. Oricum avem drumuri atat de naspa, ca nici avionul nu zboare drept peste ele. Din Bucuresti pana Cluj Napoca faci cu aceasta in jur de 6 ore 30 de minute. Cu o masina de 10000 Euro faci in 4 ore (si prinzi cativa amenzi de 700 de Ron). Daca crezi ca diferenta de timp merita diferenta de pret, (adica vrei sa platesti 8400 eur pentru 2 ore salvate) atunci aceasta masina nu e pentru tine.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
12. Garantat ai o viata mai lunga. Mergi mai lent = ajungi mai departe. Poate ca cineva te asteapta si pe tine acasa, si daca faci manevre stupide, poate ca nu mai ajungi acasa.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
13. A fost inmatriculat in Romania dar a fost folosit in Germania, deci functioneaza ca si un cear elvetian. Nu a avut nici un accident, nu are urme de uzura, nu necesita nici o investitie majora.<\/span><\/em>
14. E alb. Nu atrage atat de tare nici razele soarelui, nici atentia.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
15. Are patru usi pentru patru persoane, deci n-o sa fie problema cine sa steie langa usa.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>

Dezavantaje:<\/span><\/em>
1. Chiar trebuie sa fii pe faza daca vrei sa prinzi o gagica cu aceasta masina (fiindca nu e un BMW sau un Mer\u021ban).<\/span><\/em>
2. Nu are CD player. (E ca o cofetarie, care nu are WiFi = reuneste prieteni)<\/span><\/em>
3. Taxa de inmatriculare, care e in jur de 98 EUR, trebuie platit.<\/span><\/em>

Ce castigi daca cumperi masina?<\/span><\/em>
Libertatea de a merge oriunde in lume, cu consum redus, cu costuri de intretinere redusa si cu multe bagaje.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>

Ce pierzi daca nu cumperi masina?<\/span><\/em>
6.25 RON pe fiecare litri de benzina la consum mai mare decat 5 litri pe suta de kilometri. (la 15000 kilometri, cu consum de 7 litri aceasta inseamna mai multi bani, decat pretul acestei masini, adica 1474 EUR.)<\/span><\/em>

Masina se afla in Targu Mures.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>

Pretul este 1350 EUR<\/a>. Pretul este negociabil in limita bunului simt, la locul intalnirii.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>
Pentru cei care incerc sa negocieaza la telefon, pretul incepe de la 1500 sa aveti succes mai mare la negociere.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

De mult nu am v\u0103zut un anun\u021b mai amuzant. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 omul o s\u0103 o v\u00e2nd\u0103 sau nu, dar anun\u021bul mi-a adus z\u00e2mbetul pe buze. Sper c\u0103 \u0219i vou\u0103 ;)<\/p>\n

sursa<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De ce e bine daca cumperi aceasta masina super-faina? Hai sa vedem:Avantaje:\u00a01. E aproape atat de ieftin decat doi Samsung Galaxy S5 la Emag.\u00a02. Are patru roti. De doua ori mai multe, decat o bicicleta oareacare, sau decat un Ducati Monster.3. Din cauza ca are patru roti, e foarte stabil, deci daca lasi acolo nu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":29257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[2639,7074,6309,6308,7099],"yoast_head":"\nCel mai tare anun\u021b de v\u00e2nzare<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cel-mai-tare-anunt-de-vanzare\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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