{"id":2942,"date":"2009-09-15T11:06:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T08:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/base-si-prezervativele.html"},"modified":"2009-09-15T11:06:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T08:06:14","slug":"base-si-prezervativele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/base-si-prezervativele\/","title":{"rendered":"Base si prezervativele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Basesiprezervativele_9C1C\/opencondoms.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"1443\" data-lbwps-height=\"958\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Basesiprezervativele_9C1C\/opencondoms.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"open condoms\" style=\"border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px\" height=\"137\" alt=\"open condoms\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Basesiprezervativele_9C1C\/opencondoms_thumb.jpg\" width=\"205\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> George Bush&#160; il suna pe Basescu: my Base uite la noi a avut loc un atentat care a distrus toate fabricile de prezervative din SUA.&#160; Avem nevoie de ajutorul vostru. puteti sa ne livrati 1 mil de pezervative?    <br \/>Base: da bineninteles! <\/p>\n<p>Bush:&#160; dar sa aiba dunga albastra pe ele! <\/p>\n<p>Base: nici o problema! <\/p>\n<p>Bush:&#160; si sa fie de 25 de cm! <\/p>\n<p>Base: da&#8230;se&#160; rezolva! <\/p>\n<p>Base inchide telefonul si ramane pe ganduri. ai dreacu&#8217; dom&#8217;le americanii astia&#8230; auzi la ei 25 de cm&#8230; il suna pe directorul de la fabrica de prezervative si ii explica problema: avem nevoie de 1 mil de prezervative pt fratii nostri americani! <\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>directorul: considerati comanda ca si livrata!&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Base: dar trebuie sa aiba si o dunga albastra pe ele! <\/p>\n<p>directorul: nici o problema! <\/p>\n<p>Base: si sa fie de 25 de cm! <\/p>\n<p>directorul:&#160; sigur, se rezolva!<\/p>\n<p>Base: si sa scrie pe ele: MADE IN ROMANIA &#8211; MEDIUM SIZE! <\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x Anca]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>George Bush&#160; il suna pe Basescu: my Base uite la noi a avut loc un atentat care a distrus toate fabricile de prezervative din SUA.&#160; Avem nevoie de ajutorul vostru. puteti sa ne livrati 1 mil de pezervative? 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