{"id":29525,"date":"2014-09-03T15:56:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T12:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=29525"},"modified":"2014-09-03T15:57:08","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T12:57:08","slug":"a-inchis-cineva-vreodata-torpedoul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/a-inchis-cineva-vreodata-torpedoul\/","title":{"rendered":"A \u00eenchis cineva, vreodat\u0103, torpedoul cu cheia?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un coleg se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 el la Audi nu are \u00eenchidere la torpedou \u0219i c\u0103 la vechea ma\u0219in\u0103 avea. Este tare nemul\u021bumit de treaba asta \u0219i ne \u00eentreba pe noi dac\u0103 noi avem cheie la torpedou.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/09\/torpedou.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29526\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/09\/torpedou.jpg\" alt=\"torpedou\" width=\"1024\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/09\/torpedou.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/09\/torpedou-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eu p\u00e2n\u0103 acum cred c\u0103 am avut cu cheie la toate ma\u0219inile, cred, ideea este c\u0103 nu am \u00eenchis niciodat\u0103 torpedoul cu cheia. Nu \u0219tiu ce l-a\u0219 \u00eenchide, sau \u00een ce momente a\u0219 avea nevoie s\u0103-l \u00eenchid.<\/p>\n<p>Al meu coleg cic\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenchide la sp\u0103l\u0103torie, c\u00e2nd duce ma\u0219ina la sp\u0103lat.<\/p>\n<p>Eu zic c\u0103 este singurul ciudat care face chestia asta, dar am zis s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i pe voi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mai exist\u0103 vreo persoan\u0103 pe aici care \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenchide torpedoul cu cheia?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un coleg se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 el la Audi nu are \u00eenchidere la torpedou \u0219i c\u0103 la vechea ma\u0219in\u0103 avea. Este tare nemul\u021bumit de treaba asta \u0219i ne \u00eentreba pe noi dac\u0103 noi avem cheie la torpedou. Eu p\u00e2n\u0103 acum cred c\u0103 am avut cu cheie la toate ma\u0219inile, cred, ideea este c\u0103 nu am \u00eenchis&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":29526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[6427,7065,6426],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>A \u00eenchis cineva, vreodat\u0103, torpedoul cu cheia?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/a-inchis-cineva-vreodata-torpedoul\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 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