{"id":29563,"date":"2014-09-09T00:58:40","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T21:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=29563"},"modified":"2014-09-09T08:37:15","modified_gmt":"2014-09-09T05:37:15","slug":"m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/","title":{"rendered":"“M-au furat la pomp\u0103” – o mizerie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pompa-benzina\"<\/p>\n

B\u0103i frate, mor cu \u0103\u0219tia care se dau “fura\u021bi la pomp\u0103”, c\u0103 ei au b\u0103gat mai mult carburant dec\u00e2t are capacitate rezervorul.<\/p>\n

Eu am o capacitate de 45l, a\u0219a scrie \u00een talon, \u0219i totu\u0219i\u00a0de fiecare dat\u0103\u00a0<\/strong>bag mai mult de at\u00e2ta.<\/p>\n

De ce?<\/p>\n

Rezervorul mai are \u0219i o rezerv\u0103, la mine este de 7l. Nu scrie \u00een talon, dar dac\u0103 deschizi manualul ma\u0219inii o s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 exist\u0103. (cine naiba mai cite\u0219te un manual \u00een ziua de azi?)<\/p>\n

Ei bine, eu bag \u0219i peste cei 52l. Am reu\u0219it chiar \u0219i 54l dac\u0103 m-am chinuit pu\u021bin. Trebuie doar r\u0103bdare \u0219i perseveren\u021b\u0103. Se \u0219tie c\u0103 pe final combustibilul intr\u0103 mai greu pentru c\u0103 face spum\u0103. M\u0103 rog, se \u0219tie de c\u0103tre cei care au r\u0103bdare \u0219i chiar fac plinul p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz.<\/p>\n

Este foarte u\u0219or s\u0103 d\u0103m vina pe benzin\u0103rii c\u00e2nd de fapt noi nu \u0219tim s\u0103 citim un manual al autovehiculului. Foarte simplu \u0219i mai u\u0219or…<\/p>\n

Dragilor, eu chiar nu cred \u00een “furat la pomp\u0103”. Am f\u0103cut vreo 500.000 km \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum eu nu am p\u0103\u021bit a\u0219a ceva…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

B\u0103i frate, mor cu \u0103\u0219tia care se dau “fura\u021bi la pomp\u0103”, c\u0103 ei au b\u0103gat mai mult carburant dec\u00e2t are capacitate rezervorul. Eu am o capacitate de 45l, a\u0219a scrie \u00een talon, \u0219i totu\u0219i\u00a0de fiecare dat\u0103\u00a0bag mai mult de at\u00e2ta. De ce? Rezervorul mai are \u0219i o rezerv\u0103, la mine este de 7l. Nu scrie…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":29564,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[260],"tags":[254,1118,2660],"yoast_head":"\n"M-au furat la pomp\u0103" - o mizerie<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"criserb\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8df5199bda4e628c32a10f318d8602b5\"},\"headline\":\"“M-au furat la pomp\u0103” – o mizerie\",\"datePublished\":\"2014-09-08T21:58:40+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-09-09T05:37:15+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/\"},\"wordCount\":209,\"commentCount\":7,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8df5199bda4e628c32a10f318d8602b5\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/2014\/09\/pompa-benzina.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"benzina\",\"Motorina\",\"Pompa\"],\"articleSection\":[\"trafic\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/m-au-furat-la-pompa-o-mizierie\/\",\"name\":\"\\\"M-au furat la pomp\u0103\\\" - 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