{"id":2984,"date":"2009-09-22T11:53:27","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T08:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-cu-mohammed.html"},"modified":"2009-09-22T11:53:27","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T08:53:27","slug":"banc-cu-mohammed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-cu-mohammed\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc cu Mohammed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mohammed intra in clasa I <\/p>\n

– Cum te numesti? intreaba invatatoarea.<\/p>\n

– Mohammed…. raspunde copilul.<\/p>\n

– Aici suntem in Franta, nu exista numele Mohammed. De acum inainte numele tau va fi Jean-Francois, ii raspunde invatatoarea. Seara; ajunge Mohammed acasa. <\/p>\n

– Cum a fost prima zi de scoala, Mohammed? il intreba mama. <\/p>\n

– Numele meu nu este Mohammed, suntem in Franta, iar numele meu, de acum inainte, este Jean-Francois. <\/p>\n

– Aoleu, iti este rusine de numele tau, vrei sa iti faci de ras parintii, mostenirea ta, religia ta? Sa iti fie rusine Mohammed!!! dupa care ii trage o mama de bataie. Apoi mama il cheama pe sotul ei, pentru a-i trage si acesta o mama de bataie. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Merge a doua zi Mohammed la scoala. Cand il vazu invatatoarea cu atatea vanatai pe el, il intreba: <\/p>\n

– Ce ai patit, micutul meu Jean-Francois? <\/p>\n

– Ei bine, doamna invatatoare, la nici doua ore dupa ce am devenit francez am fost atacat de doi arabi!… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mohammed intra in clasa I – Cum te numesti? intreaba invatatoarea. – Mohammed…. raspunde copilul. – Aici suntem in Franta, nu exista numele Mohammed. De acum inainte numele tau va fi Jean-Francois, ii raspunde invatatoarea. Seara; ajunge Mohammed acasa. – Cum a fost prima zi de scoala, Mohammed? il intreba mama. – Numele meu nu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[7109],"yoast_head":"\nBanc cu Mohammed<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-cu-mohammed\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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