{"id":30016,"date":"2014-11-17T17:06:46","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T15:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=30016"},"modified":"2014-11-17T17:06:46","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T15:06:46","slug":"klaus-iohannis-monica-luisa-macovei-si-victor-ponta-se-deplasau-cu-avionul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/klaus-iohannis-monica-luisa-macovei-si-victor-ponta-se-deplasau-cu-avionul\/","title":{"rendered":"Klaus Iohannis, Monica Luisa Macovei \u0219i Victor Ponta se deplasau cu avionul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Klaus Iohannis, Monica Luisa Macovei \u0219i Victor Ponta se deplasau cu avionul \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, pentru a sus\u021bine o conferin\u021b\u0103 de pres\u0103. \u00cen timpul zborului, li se defecteaz\u0103 motoarele \u0219i pierd o aripa. Trebuie s\u0103 se para\u0219uteze ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 sc\u0103pa. Aveau \u00eens\u0103 o mare problema: ei erau trei, \u00eens\u0103 aveau doar dou\u0103 para\u0219ute. Victor Ponta, lu\u00e2nd o para\u0219uta \u00een spate, sare \u0219i strig\u0103:<\/p>\n

– Eu sunt un geniu! Sunt DOTTORE! Eu trebuie s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc, c\u0103\u00a0s\u0103 fiu pre\u0219edintele Rom\u00e2niei!<\/p>\n

Iohannis se uita la Macovei… Macovei se uita la Iohannis. La un moment dat Iohannis \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n

– Poftim, ia para\u0219uta!
\n– Nu pot sa cred, un domn des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it, un gentleman. Mul\u021bumesc mult, dar nu pot accepta! E prea mult.
\n– Stai lini\u0219tit\u0103, c\u0103 nu-i nimic. Geniul a s\u0103rit cu sacul meu de dormit!<\/p>\n

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Foto idiot<\/a> de pe\u00a0shutterstock.com
\nBanc via maximamspus<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Klaus Iohannis, Monica Luisa Macovei \u0219i Victor Ponta se deplasau cu avionul \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, pentru a sus\u021bine o conferin\u021b\u0103 de pres\u0103. \u00cen timpul zborului, li se defecteaz\u0103 motoarele \u0219i pierd o aripa. Trebuie s\u0103 se para\u0219uteze ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 sc\u0103pa. Aveau \u00eens\u0103 o mare problema: ei erau trei, \u00eens\u0103 aveau doar dou\u0103 para\u0219ute. Victor Ponta,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":30017,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[6691,6405,2656],"yoast_head":"\nKlaus Iohannis, Monica Luisa Macovei \u0219i Victor Ponta se deplasau cu avionul<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/klaus-iohannis-monica-luisa-macovei-si-victor-ponta-se-deplasau-cu-avionul\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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