{"id":30363,"date":"2015-02-09T22:46:16","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T20:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=30363"},"modified":"2015-02-09T22:46:16","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T20:46:16","slug":"in-mega-prin-handsfree-nu-povestesti-de-ciclul-tau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/in-mega-prin-handsfree-nu-povestesti-de-ciclul-tau\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen Mega, prin handsfree, nu poveste\u0219ti de ciclul t\u0103u"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"shutterstock_247091179\"<\/p>\n

Azi am avut parte de un moment pe care nici nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-l cataloghez… oricum de foarte prost gust.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi f\u0103ceam cump\u0103r\u0103turile ca de obicei prin Mega \u0219i \u00eemi sare \u00een ochi o duduie care vorbea tare. \u00cen prima faz\u0103 am crezut c\u0103 vorbe\u0219te cu o persoan\u0103 care era pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, apoi mi-am dat seama c\u0103 vorbe\u0219te la telefon. Dar \u00een loc s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 normal la telefon folosea handsfree-ul, c\u0103 deh, e mai cool.<\/p>\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd mi se pare de super c\u0103cat s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti tare \u00eentr-un loc public, la naiba, pe nimeni nu intereseaz\u0103 ce vorbe\u0219ti tu, ba chiar deranjezi.<\/p>\n

M\u0103 rog, trec peste asta, sunt unii prea ignoran\u021bi s\u0103 bage asta asta la cap, ei sunt miezul \u0219i \u00een jurul lor se \u00eenv\u00e2rte p\u0103m\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n

Dar cum s\u0103 te lauzi \u00eentr-un supermarket c\u0103 nu \u021bi-a stat bine tamponul \u0219i ai p\u0103tat bancheta de piele alb\u0103 a “fraierului ce a vrut s\u0103 scoat\u0103 la un suc”. Cum frate, cum?<\/p>\n

Cum s\u0103 poveste\u0219ti chestia asta \u00een detaliu \u00eentr-un loc \u00een care toat\u0103 lumea se uit\u0103 la tine, mai ales c\u00e2nd aude ce po\u021bi tu debita?<\/p>\n

Ok, \u021bi-a fost jen\u0103 de ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, \u0219tiu asta, \u0219tie \u00eentreg supermarketul, dar chiar trebuia s\u0103 ne spui a\u0219a ceva? Pe bune?<\/p>\n

Eh… mor c\u00e2nd v\u0103d astfel de oameni. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ceea ce vorbesc, dar c\u00e2nd unul vorbe\u0219te tare l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, nu ai cum s\u0103 nu auzi.<\/p>\n

Poz\u0103\u00a0girl with handsfree<\/a> via shutterstock.com<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi am avut parte de un moment pe care nici nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-l cataloghez… oricum de foarte prost gust. \u00cemi f\u0103ceam cump\u0103r\u0103turile ca de obicei prin Mega \u0219i \u00eemi sare \u00een ochi o duduie care vorbea tare. \u00cen prima faz\u0103 am crezut c\u0103 vorbe\u0219te cu o persoan\u0103 care era pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, apoi mi-am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":30364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[196,377,2941],"yoast_head":"\n\u00cen Mega, prin handsfree, nu poveste\u0219ti de ciclul t\u0103u<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/in-mega-prin-handsfree-nu-povestesti-de-ciclul-tau\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta 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