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B\u0103rbatul deschide.     <br \/>Moartea se afl\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a lui \u015fi \u00eei spune:      <br \/>&#8211; Am venit dup\u0103 via\u0163a ta!      <br \/>B\u0103rbatul se \u00eentoarce \u015fi-o strig\u0103 pe nevast\u0103-sa:      <br \/>&#8211; Via\u0163a mea! Pe tine te caut\u0103!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Un preot si un cantor stateau pe marginea unui drum cu o pancarda in maini pe care scria:     <br \/>&quot;SFARSITUL E APROAPE, CAITI-VA ! &quot;&#160; <br \/>Pe langa ei treceau masini si dupa fiecare masina se auzea o bubuitura si o explozie. <\/p>\n<p>Dupa o vreme cantorul intreaba:&#160; <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Parinte, n-ar fi mai bine sa scriem pe pancarda: PODUL DIN FATA ESTE RUPT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prima ap\u0103r\u0103toare ptr. testicule a fost folosit\u0103 in 1874 la un joc de cricket. 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