{"id":3091,"date":"2009-10-07T08:59:47","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T05:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/femeia-conduce.html"},"modified":"2009-10-07T08:59:47","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T05:59:47","slug":"femeia-conduce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/femeia-conduce\/","title":{"rendered":"Femeia conduce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am preluat acest post de la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sby.ro\/femeia-conduce.html\" target=\"_blank\">Seby<\/a>, chiar nu suport nesimtitii, cei care blocheaza masinile, parcarile, drumurile PUBLICE, cititi poate ati trecut si voi prin asa ceva.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeiaconduce_7E6C\/B69VPX_thumb.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"484\" data-lbwps-height=\"364\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeiaconduce_7E6C\/B69VPX_thumb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"B69VPX_thumb\" border=\"0\" alt=\"B69VPX_thumb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeiaconduce_7E6C\/B69VPX_thumb_thumb.jpg\" width=\"484\" height=\"364\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Te trezesti dimineata (azi, 05.10.2009 ) si vezi ca esti in mare intarziere. Iti anunti seful ca vei intarzia si te apuci de spalat, mancat si imbracat. Iesi pe usa, ajungi la masina si observi ca nu poti sa iesi din parcare pentru ca un Suzuki Swift cu numarul de inmatriculare \u2026 69 VSX blocheaza calea de iesire din parcare a opt masini, printre care si cea a subsemnatului. Pana aici nimic neobisnuit. Locuiesc intr-o zona in care daca lasi masina la bulevard, ti-o ridica iar in spatele blocurilor unde multi au inceput sa parcheze ziua, se blocheaza des masinile, lasand un telefon de contact in geam pentru a putea fi chemat in cazul in care cel pe care l-ai blocat sa poata pleca. Masina cu pricina, tot ce avea in geam era un colant pe care scria \u201d femeia conduce \u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>Lovesc rotile masinii in speranta ca aceasta e echipata cu alarma\u2026.. nimic. Ma duc la toti portarii de bloc si ii intreb despre masina\u2026 nimeni nu stia nimic. Sun la politie, politie care ma indruma catre politia comunitara. Trecuse deja o ora jumate si \u201cfemeia conduce\u201d nu era de gasit. La aproximativ 20 de minute de la apelul catre politia comunitara, isi face aparitia un echipaj. Vine, constata, anunta dispeceratul, dupa care timp de inca doua ore, nu face altceva decat sa asiste la disperarea mea de a gasi proprietarul acestei masini. Intre timp isi fac aparitia si alti \u201cblocati\u201d de \u201cfemeia conduce\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Aflam numele proprietarului si adresa. Sunam la informatii Romtelecom, si cum altfel sa fie numarul acestei persoane decat NELISTAT. Imi vine ideea sa sun la service-ul ale carui placute de numere erau pe masina. Dupa alte 15 minute de lamuriri si rugaminti, verifica masina, si imi comunica numarul de telefon al unei persoane de contact.   <br \/>Respiram usurati ca am scapat. TEAPA, deoarece nu e numarul soferitei care \u201d conduce \u201d ci al mamei acesteia.<\/p>\n<p>Cu nervi in glas, o rugam sa ne dea numarul fiicei pentru a putea sa ne vedem de restul treburilor din aceasta zi. Aceasta refuza si ne spune ca o contacteaza dansa. Mai stam 15 minute\u2026 nimic. Revenim cu un telefon la mama \u201d femeii ce conduce \u201d care ne spune foarte calma, ca nu da de fiica dansei. O rugam inca o data sa ne dea numarul ei\u2026refuza\u2026 spune ca mai insista dansa iar eu o rog sa ii dea un sms macar daca nu reuseste sa o prinda. Dupa inca 30 de minute, revenim la doamna mama a \u201cfemeii ce conduce\u201d si o imploram sa ne spuna unde lucreaza femeia care conduce. In sfarsit un raspuns pozitiv\u2026 Ne spune ca lucreaza la Sanoma Hearst Romania\u2026firma ce are sediul la aproximativ 500 de metrii de \u201clocul de parcare\u201d cu pricina. O intreb, dar cum se numeste fiica dumneavoastra, ca sa stiu pe cine caut\u2026. Dupa ezitari de cateva secunde, femeia imi raspunde; IOANA VULPESCU.<\/p>\n<p>Cu toti asii in maneca, pornim la \u201catac\u201d catre firma mai sus mentionata, care subliniez ca nu are nici o vina ca o angajata a ei este total dezorientata cand \u201d conduce\u201d, probabil ca este la fel de aiurita si la munca, dar ma limitez sa spun doar, probabil\u2026.ca doar femeia conduce nu ?! Si are si grija sa mentioneze asta lipidu-si stickere pe masina( la modul\u2026femeie la volan dar in viata de dincolo de el sunt sefa\u2026alta intepata de functia pe care o detine\u2026)\u2026 Sunam, intram in legatura cu o operatoare\u2026ii spunem despre ce este vorba\u2026 Ghinion, doamna VULPESCU IOANA este intr-un meeting\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Ciudat, dar imi reapare in glas nervozitatea\u2026nici eu nu inteleg de ce, doar pazeam masina doamnei IOANA VULPESCU de vreo 3 ore si ceva !!!!!\u2026 O rog sa dea de dansa si sa-i transmita ca noi stam ca prostii langa minunata masina in care \u201cfemeia conduce\u201d. Nu se intampla nimic timp de 20 de minute si revenim cu un telefon. \u201d A plecat spre dumneavoastra un coleg cu cheia de la masina, dar nu stim unde este parcata\u2026.\u201d. Incredibil nu ? <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sby.ro\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" \/> acum ma si umfla rasul\u2026. Ii spun doamnei de la telefon sa mi-l dea pe coleg sa ii explic. Intr-un final, dupa 4 ore de pazit Suzuki Swift cu numarul de inmatriculare B 69 VPX, pe care banuiesc ca doamna IOANA VULPESCU l-a parcat acolo, suntem liberi sa plecam si noi la intalnirile noastre, la job-urile noastre\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Dragi prieteni sau voi ce cititi aceasta intamplare, ganditi-va ca in astfel de situatii cand o presupusa IOANA VULPESCU va bloca masina dumneavoastra si inca 7 pe langa ea, singura scapare este munca de detectiv, deoarece politia nu misca un deget. Practic cineva va sechestreaza masina pe perioada nedeterminata, si politia nu poate face nimic altceva in afara faptului ca asista la nervii dumneavoastra si eventual va afla proprieterul si adresa..<\/p>\n<p>Pentru ca pe doamna IOANA VULPESCU nu am avut placerea sa o cunosc face to face, am dat un search pe google, si i-am aflat si adresa de e-mail. Sunteti inclusa printre cei 700 de destinatari stimata doamna iar pe ceilalti ii rog sa il trimita la toata lista de contacte, asa cum am facut si eu, sa va stie o tara intreaga si nu numai ca dumneavoastra conduceti\u2026. Poate pe viitor nu veti mai avea atata indolenta si lipsa de bun simt, sa sechestrati 8 masini fara sa va pese decat de intalnirile dumneavoastra.   <br \/>Fara gram de stima pentru IOANA VULPESCU dar cu deosebita stima pentru restul cititorilor.<\/p>\n<p>Si nu uitati, \u201cfemeia conduce\u2019\u2026. asta este foarte in regula\u2026. cand IOANA VULPESCU   <br \/>conduce este o problema\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Acest mail este venit ca o \u201crazbunare\u201d impotriva nesimtrii unora. Ne puteam \u201crazbuna\u201d si pe masina cu oua, rosii sau alte mirodenii dar masina <strong>NU<\/strong> are nici o vina ca este parcata de Femeia Care Conduce\u2026..proooooooooooooooost .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am preluat acest post de la Seby, chiar nu suport nesimtitii, cei care blocheaza masinile, parcarile, drumurile PUBLICE, cititi poate ati trecut si voi prin asa ceva. Te trezesti dimineata (azi, 05.10.2009 ) si vezi ca esti in mare intarziere. Iti anunti seful ca vei intarzia si te apuci de spalat, mancat si imbracat. 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