{"id":3193,"date":"2009-10-20T10:50:14","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T07:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2009-10-20T11:16:28","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T08:16:28","slug":"masina-pe-post-de-umbrela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/masina-pe-post-de-umbrela\/","title":{"rendered":"Masina pe post de umbrela"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"trafic\"<\/a> Ma trezesc, ma uit pe geam si cu stupoare vad ca ploua. Naspa, iar trebuie sa iau masina, sa stau ore intregi la semafoare, sa injur in stanga si-n dreapta. Asta e, doar ploua, nu am alta solutie.<\/p>\n

Ma imbrac, imi iau niste haine mai subtiri ca de obicei ca deh, plec cu masina si trebuie sa ma simt comod, doar am sa petrec ore bune in trafic :)<\/p>\n

In sfarsit sunt gata de drum, mai am 2 ore pana incep munca dar plec din timp, stiu ca asa fac toti, isi iau masina in loc de umbrela, doar sunt Bucuresteni ca mine, nu-s prosti sa mearga pe jos pe o astfel de vreme. De aia mi-am luat masina, sa ma apere de ploaie si vant.<\/p>\n

Ajung in fata blocului, caut masina, nu mai stiu unde am lasat-o ca deh, n-am mai circulat cu ea de la ploaia trecuta si a trecut ceva vreme. In cele din urma o gasesc. Constat cu bucurie ca azi nu m-a blocat iar vecinul de la 5 sau tiganul ala de peste drum, ce noroc :)<\/p>\n

Pornesc motorul, ce frumos toarce.<\/p>\n

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Am plecat, ajung in prima intersectie, fuck! cat poate fi de aglomerat. Imi aprind o tigara, vreau sa deschid geamul dar ploua :( Eh, pot sa fumez si cu el inchis ca doar nu mor.<\/p>\n

Ma uit in stanga, in dreapta si incep sa-i vad langa mine pe toti cei care-i vedeam in metrou si in autobuz. Ma bucur, imi dau seama ca Bucurestenii mei sunt destepti :P<\/p>\n

Imi dau seama ca au trecut 40 de minute si eu stau tot pe loc si ii vad din ce in ce mai greu pe \u201ccolegii de drum\u201d. Nuuu, nu ne-am deplasat, au inceput sa mi se abureasca geamurile. Tre\u2019 sa ma dau jos, sa-mi iau carpa din porbagaj dar ploua, ploua prea tare, coafura nu rezista.<\/p>\n

Noroc ca am prin masina niste servetele, m-am scos, imi ajung cu siguranta pana la munca. Preventiv o sa sterg doar in locurile esentiale, putin din parbriz si putin din geamul din stanga, mai mult nu are rost, vad suficient.<\/p>\n

Incepe sa ma claxoneze boul din spate, oare ce vrea de la mine? El nu vede ca eu imi pregatesc masina de drum, ar vrea sa inaintez asa fara sa vad nimic prin parbriz. Deschid geamul si tip la el \u201cCe vrei baaa, nu vezi ca nu am unde sa merg?\u201d<\/p>\n

La naiba chiar aveam unde, cei din fata au plecat in timp ce eu eram fascinat de cunostintele pe care le vad in trafic si de problema geamurilor aburite.<\/p>\n

Demarez in tromba, ii stropesc din cap pana in picioare pe putinii fraieri ce asteapta autobuzul, da\u2019 ce? e vina mea ca ei nu au masina?<\/p>\n

Mai am putin si ajung la munca, au trecut 2 ore in care mi-am consumat toate servetelele si m-am intalnit cu multi amici. Ma uit cu mandrie pe geam, eu am masina si nu-mi pasa de vremea rea.<\/p>\n

Opa! S-a oprit motorul in ultima intersectie. La naiba, imi dau seama ca nu mai am benzina\u2026 daca ar fi plouat mai des mi-as fi adus aminte dar asa\u2026 nici nu mai stiu de cand nu m-am mai suit in masina.<\/p>\n

Las masina acolo, nu pot s-o imping din intersectie, doar ploua. Mai am 100 m pana la birou, ii pot face pe jos, oricum nu mai ploua asa tare\u2026<\/p>\n

[sursa poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ma trezesc, ma uit pe geam si cu stupoare vad ca ploua. Naspa, iar trebuie sa iau masina, sa stau ore intregi la semafoare, sa injur in stanga si-n dreapta. Asta e, doar ploua, nu am alta solutie. Ma imbrac, imi iau niste haine mai subtiri ca de obicei ca deh, plec cu masina si…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":20309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[227,7065,259,7134],"yoast_head":"\nMasina pe post de umbrela<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/masina-pe-post-de-umbrela\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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