{"id":3201,"date":"2009-10-20T22:03:25","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T19:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/femeile-sunt-niste-imprastiate.html"},"modified":"2009-10-20T22:55:10","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T19:55:10","slug":"femeile-sunt-niste-imprastiate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/femeile-sunt-niste-imprastiate\/","title":{"rendered":"Femeile sunt niste imprastiate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeilesuntnisteimprastiate_13626\/425116139_162075b74b_m.jpg\" data-lbwps-width=\"240\" data-lbwps-height=\"207\" data-lbwps-srcsmall=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeilesuntnisteimprastiate_13626\/425116139_162075b74b_m.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"425116139_162075b74b_m\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Femeilesuntnisteimprastiate_13626\/425116139_162075b74b_m_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"425116139_162075b74b_m\" width=\"166\" height=\"143\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a> Ma, sa zicem ca nu ma refer la toate femeile din lume dar cand e vorba sa vorbesc la cat de repede isi gasesc ceea ce cauta in geanta cred ca ma refer la toate, sau nu? :)<\/p>\n<p>In ultima vreme am norocul sa vin acasa si inaintea mea la usa scarii e o femeie, o femeie care isi cauta in geanta cartela de la interfon. Stiti cat dureaza pana si-o gaseste? nu va puteti imagina.<\/p>\n<p>M-am obisnuit sa trec pe langa ele si sa imi scot cartela, o bag in interfon si intru in scara, ele continua sa caute\u2026 Hai sa va aud acum, sariti-mi in cap si spuneti-mi ca voi nu faceti asa si ca va gasiti in geanta orice :)<\/p>\n<p>Cea mai tare faza pe care am patit-o cu o gagica a fost la iesirea dintr-un club, aveam la ea in geanta bonul de la garderoba. Imi aduc aminte ca am stat dupa ea cca. juma\u2019 de ora sa gaseasca bonul si nu l-a gasit. S-a facut o coada in spatele nostru de cel putin 20 de persoane :)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Cand a vazut ca nu gaseste bonul si-a rasturnat poseta pe tejghea\u2026 sa te fereasca al\u2019 de sus ce avea in geanta :) a fost fun, au ras toti oamenii aia multi care erau la coada\u2026 dar sa nu-ti gasesti cheile mi se pare aberant. Stii foarte bine ca urmeaza sa intri in scara, stii foarte bine ca ai nevoie de cartela aia dar tu nu o cauti din timp, stai asa ca o pupaza in fata interfonului sa o cauti? De ce nu ganditi din timp si tot timpul va treziti pe ultima suta de metri?<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[sursa <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/66553701@N00\/425116139\/\" target=\"_blank\">poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma, sa zicem ca nu ma refer la toate femeile din lume dar cand e vorba sa vorbesc la cat de repede isi gasesc ceea ce cauta in geanta cred ca ma refer la toate, sau nu? :) In ultima vreme am norocul sa vin acasa si inaintea mea la usa scarii e o femeie,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":20313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[7108,149],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Femeile sunt niste imprastiate<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, 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