{"id":32458,"date":"2016-07-21T10:34:07","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T07:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/?p=32458"},"modified":"2016-07-21T10:52:33","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T07:52:33","slug":"cum-mi-am-luat-mue-de-la-un-taximetrist-eu-facand-o-fapta-buna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-mi-am-luat-mue-de-la-un-taximetrist-eu-facand-o-fapta-buna\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum mi-am luat mu*e de la un taximetrist, eu f\u0103c\u00e2nd o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen rond la Roman\u0103, eu a dou\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103 la semafor, venind de pe Dacia, dinspre Calea Victoriei. Pe prima band\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fa\u021ba mea, la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i, trecerea de pietoni.<\/p>\n

La trecere a\u0219tepta o gagic\u0103, frumu\u0219ic\u0103, ce-\u0219i\u00a0desf\u0103cea o sticl\u0103 de cola.<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 era prea agitat\u0103, sticla, \u0219i toat\u0103 cola a s\u0103rit pe m\u00e2inile \u0219i posibil hainele fetei.<\/p>\n

S-a f\u0103cut verde.<\/p>\n

Ma\u0219ina din fa\u021b\u0103 a plecat, eu am mai \u00eenaintat vreo 5 m, am oprit l\u00e2ng\u0103 bordur\u0103, \u0219i i-am \u00eentins fetei, pe geam, un pachet de \u0219erve\u021bele. Pampers, c\u0103 eu din alea am prin ma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p>\n

Fata cam bulversat\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de suc, nu s-a prins din prima care e treaba, a ezitat vreo secund\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ia. A zis mul\u021bumesc \u0219i eu am plecat.<\/p>\n

\u00cen timpul \u0103sta, un cretin de taximetrist, aflat \u00een spatele meu, claxona ca prostul, c\u0103 el se gr\u0103bea. Cu toate c\u0103 v\u0103zuse \u0219i el toat\u0103 faz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Mai \u0219i urla pe geam, ca boul, “fu*e-o \u00een alt\u0103 parte, nu \u00een mijlocul str\u0103zii!!!!”<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Deci b\u0103 boule, c\u00e2nd aju\u021bi pe cineva, aju\u021bi. C\u0103 a\u0219a-i frumos \u0219i nu-\u021bi cade o m\u00e2n\u0103. Dac\u0103 aju\u021bi pe cineva nu vrei s\u0103 \u0219i fu*i, sau pe tine a\u0219a te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat m\u0103-ta?<\/p>\n

V-am l\u0103sat, o zi fain\u0103 s\u0103 ave\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 cretini care s\u0103 v\u0103 apar\u0103 \u00een cale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen rond la Roman\u0103, eu a dou\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103 la semafor, venind de pe Dacia, dinspre Calea Victoriei. Pe prima band\u0103. \u00cen fa\u021ba mea, la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i, trecerea de pietoni. La trecere a\u0219tepta o gagic\u0103, frumu\u0219ic\u0103, ce-\u0219i\u00a0desf\u0103cea o sticl\u0103 de cola. Probabil c\u0103 era prea agitat\u0103, sticla, \u0219i toat\u0103 cola a s\u0103rit pe m\u00e2inile \u0219i posibil…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":32459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[310],"tags":[7304,808,98,7305,3753],"yoast_head":"\nCum mi-am luat mu*e de la un taximetrist, eu f\u0103c\u00e2nd o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-mi-am-luat-mue-de-la-un-taximetrist-eu-facand-o-fapta-buna\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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