{"id":3786,"date":"2010-01-14T09:43:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T07:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/vaccinati-va-din-timp.html"},"modified":"2010-01-14T09:43:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T07:43:17","slug":"vaccinati-va-din-timp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/vaccinati-va-din-timp\/","title":{"rendered":"Vaccinati-va din timp"},"content":{"rendered":"

Potrivit exper\u0163ilor OMS, \u00een viitorul apropiat lumea va fi cuprinsa de o pandemie de guturai elefantin african, de diaree \u015fi gonoreea furnico-ariciasca din Rusia. Deosebit de ingrijoratoare pentru epidemiologi este amenin\u0163area proliferarii a tulpinilor australiene de schizofrenie a ornitorincului \u015fi de hemoroizi \u201cmama Kangaroo\u201d. Dar oamenii de stiinta cred ca virusul cel mai periculos este cel al impoten\u0163ei caprine, care, de\u015fi nu e o boal\u0103 mortal\u0103, \u00een mod fatal amenin\u0163\u0103 omenirea cu dispari\u0163ia.
Ca urmare a gripei aviare, ne vom confrunta cu boli cumplite, cum ar fi pojarul g\u00e2ndacului de buc\u0103t\u0103rie, guturaiul pisicesc, scolioza canina \u015fi diareea cetaceic\u0103. Amenintarea sifilisului de pop\u00e2nd\u0103u este mai puternic\u0103 ca niciodat\u0103.
Oamenii de stiinta cerceteaz\u0103 \u00een acest moment care sunt necazurile pe care ni le poate aduce vulpea polar\u0103 ! <\/p>\n

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Potrivit exper\u0163ilor OMS, \u00een viitorul apropiat lumea va fi cuprinsa de o pandemie de guturai elefantin african, de diaree \u015fi gonoreea furnico-ariciasca din Rusia. Deosebit de ingrijoratoare pentru epidemiologi este amenin\u0163area proliferarii a tulpinilor australiene de schizofrenie a ornitorincului \u015fi de hemoroizi \u201cmama Kangaroo\u201d. Dar oamenii de stiinta cred ca virusul cel mai periculos este…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[7074,572,7094],"yoast_head":"\nVaccinati-va din timp<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/vaccinati-va-din-timp\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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