{"id":3790,"date":"2010-01-14T16:09:36","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T14:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-bula-si-ghita.html"},"modified":"2010-01-14T16:52:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T14:52:48","slug":"banc-bula-si-ghita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-bula-si-ghita\/","title":{"rendered":"Bula si fetele lui Ghita"},"content":{"rendered":"

Se duce Bula la prietenul lui Ghita care tocmai avuse un accident si era paralizat. <\/p>\n

Dupa ce a ajuns la el, Ghita il roaga sa se duca in cealalta camera sa ii aduca sosetele. <\/p>\n

Se duce Bula in cealalta camera si da de fetele lui Ghita: <\/p>\n

\u2212  Fetelor, m-a trimis tatal vostru sa va f***. <\/p>\n

\n<\/p>\n

Una dintre fete ii spune: <\/p>\n

\u2212  Nu cred ca a spus tata asa ceva. <\/p>\n

Bula deschide usa si striga: <\/p>\n

\u2212  Ghitaaa, pe amandoua? <\/p>\n

\u2212  Da, normal ca pe amandoua! <\/p>\n

[10x Epep]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Se duce Bula la prietenul lui Ghita care tocmai avuse un accident si era paralizat. Dupa ce a ajuns la el, Ghita il roaga sa se duca in cealalta camera sa ii aduca sosetele. Se duce Bula in cealalta camera si da de fetele lui Ghita: \u2212  Fetelor, m-a trimis tatal vostru sa va f***.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[7109,769,791],"yoast_head":"\nBula si fetele lui Ghita<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-bula-si-ghita\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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