{"id":4141,"date":"2010-03-11T15:48:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T13:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-frumos-exemplu-de-urmat.html"},"modified":"2010-03-11T15:48:31","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T13:48:31","slug":"un-frumos-exemplu-de-urmat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/un-frumos-exemplu-de-urmat\/","title":{"rendered":"Un frumos exemplu de urmat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spre sf\u00e2r\u015fitul slujbei de Duminic\u0103 preotul \u00eentreb\u0103:   <br \/>&#8211; C\u00e2\u0163i dintre dvs \u015fi-au iertat du\u015fmanii ?    <br \/>80% au ridicat m\u00e2na.    <br \/>Preotul insist\u0103 cu \u00eentrebarea.    <br \/>To\u0163i r\u0103spund de data asta, cu excep\u0163ia unei b\u0103tr\u00e2nele.    <br \/>&#8211; Doamna Nelly&#8230;.dvs nu sunte\u0163i dispus\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 ierta\u0163i&#160; du\u015fmanii ?    <br \/>&#8211; Eu nu am du\u015fmani, r\u0103spunse bl\u00e2nd.    <br \/>&#8211; Doamn\u0103 Nelly, asta este foarte ciudat. C\u00e2\u0163i ani ave\u0163i dvs ?    <br \/>&#8211; 99 r\u0103spunse.    <br \/>Parohia se ridic\u0103 \u015fi aplaud\u0103.    <br \/>&#8211; Oh Doamn\u0103 Nelly, pute\u0163i veni aici \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 ne spune\u0163i cum se poate ajunge la 99 de ani f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ai nici un du\u015fman ?    <br \/>Dulcea Doamn\u0103 Nelly veni \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, se \u00eendrept\u0103 c\u0103tre enoria\u015fi \u015fi spuse:    <br \/>&#8211; Pentruc\u0103 au murit deja, to\u0163i nenoroci\u0163ii \u0103ia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spre sf\u00e2r\u015fitul slujbei de Duminic\u0103 preotul \u00eentreb\u0103: &#8211; C\u00e2\u0163i dintre dvs \u015fi-au iertat du\u015fmanii ? 80% au ridicat m\u00e2na. Preotul insist\u0103 cu \u00eentrebarea. 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