{"id":4281,"date":"2010-03-28T21:28:04","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T18:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/accidente-ciudate.html"},"modified":"2010-03-28T21:28:04","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T18:28:04","slug":"accidente-ciudate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/accidente-ciudate\/","title":{"rendered":"Accidente ciudate"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"horse-car\"<\/a> Pentru ca toti suntem ASI la volan, asa cum zice<\/a> prietenul meu Octavian ma gandeam sa scriu despre accidente mai putin obisnuite care ar putea fi luate in seama de cei care cred ca le-au vazut pe toate. Am sa vorbesc in special despre ceea ce mi s-a intamplat mie in trafic dar si despre povesti auzite de la altii.<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Venind cu tata de la Timisoara, in timp ce el imi tot atragea atentia sa merg mai incet ca se poate intampla sa-mi sara in fata cine stie ce avion (asa gandeam eu atunci, ca tata vorbeste prostii) la iesirea dintr-o curba imi sare in fata, din gradina unui om, o caprioara<\/strong>. Atunci pe loc, la prima vedere am crezut ca-i o vaca, asa mare mi se parea caprioara. Am avut noroc, am franat si am lovit-o putin cu bara din fata, apoi caprioara a sarit (probabil si din cauza loviturii) peste masina\u2026 Nu imi puteam imagina asa ceva\u2026 mai ales ca nu am vazut nimic, era un gard din ala de beton. <\/p>\n

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2.<\/strong> Tot linistit venind de nu mai stiu unde spre Bucuresti s-a oprit in parbrizul meu un pescarus<\/strong>. Era cat tot parbrizul :) Eu atunci aveam un matiz. A fost infiorator, ganditi-va ca aveam vreo 100 km\/h si tot parbrizul imi era acoperit de aripile pescarusului\u2026 nu mai vedeam nimic in fata :(<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Pe Defileul Jiului mi-a sarit tot in parbriz (noaptea) asa din senin, o bufnita<\/strong>, sa vedeti acolo sperietura cand i-am vazut ochii aia mari lipiti de parbriz. <\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Am lovit si cativa caini<\/strong> la viata mea, vreo 2 sau 3 cred. Au sarit in fata mea si n-am mai avut ce face. Aveti idee ce pagube poate produce un caine? Mari\u2026 pe care un RCA nu le despagubeste\u2026<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> Spre Petrosani, pe centura de la Tg. Jiu mi-au sarit cai in fata<\/strong>. Aveam in jur de 100 km la ora\u2026i-am evitat atunci ca prin minune, nu vreau sa imi imaginez ce se intampla daca nu reauseam sa-i evit\u2026 <\/p>\n

Cam atat imi aduc aminte acum, au fost cateva incidente in 12 ani de condus si peste 300.000 km, daca nu cumva 400.000 :)<\/p>\n

Ce mi-au povestit altii:<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> Un prieten s-a trezit cu un pumn de castane aruncate in fata<\/strong>, pe geamul deschis in timp ce trecea pe langa masina ce venea din contra sens. Va puteti imagina ce se poate intampla in acest caz, ce viteza au acele castane si ce durere pot provoca? <\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> O albina<\/strong> intrata tot pe geamul deschis s-a oprit in gura unei cunostinte, l-a intepat si omul a reusit cu greu sa opreasca fara sa nu loveasca pe cineva din cauza durerii\/sperieturii.<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> O pata de ulei<\/strong> aparuta intr-o curba a facut ca o cunostinta sa ajunga in scaunul cu rotile, pe viata\u2026 <\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Un stranutat la volan<\/strong> stiti cate secunde va face sa tineti ochii inchisi? Suficient cat sa va sara un pieton in fata si voi sa-l vedeti atunci cand e deja prea tarziu.<\/p>\n

Puteti sa mai completati si voi, mie nu-mi vin acum toate chestiile patite sau auzite, dar sunt chestii la care nu ne prea gandim atunci cand suntem la volan\u2026 si daca ne uitam putin, nici una nu este acoperita de RCA\u2026 deci cum sa nu avem casco<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Multumesc lui Alex<\/a> pentru idea acestui post ;)<\/p>\n

[sursa poza<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pentru ca toti suntem ASI la volan, asa cum zice prietenul meu Octavian ma gandeam sa scriu despre accidente mai putin obisnuite care ar putea fi luate in seama de cei care cred ca le-au vazut pe toate. 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