{"id":445,"date":"2008-02-01T08:22:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T06:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/de-prin-call-centere-adunate.html"},"modified":"2008-02-01T08:35:32","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T06:35:32","slug":"de-prin-call-centere-adunate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/de-prin-call-centere-adunate\/","title":{"rendered":"De prin call centere adunate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uite de ce stam noi ca prostii pe fir atunci cand sunam la ceva furnizor de servici, cablu sau net, si ni se spune &#8220;toti operatorii sunt ocupati pentru moment&#8230; bla bla&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"503\" src=\"http:\/\/clients.dartadesign.ro\/criserb\/poze\/call-center.jpg\" height=\"347\" style=\"width: 503px; height: 347px\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Client\u00c2\u00a0 : Doamna nu stiu daca aveti autoritatea sa ma ajutati, dar totusi eu va intreb<br \/>\nOperator: Va rog!<br \/>\nClient\u00c2\u00a0 : De 2 ore un tampit ne-a innebunit, suna pe numarul sotiei si geme in telefon, face ca toate alea..<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->_________<br \/>\nClient\u00c2\u00a0 : Doamna nu merge cablu<br \/>\nOperator: Este avarie in zona dvoastra si se va rezolva cat se poate de repede<br \/>\nClient\u00c2\u00a0 : Dupa ce ca va platesc abonamentul la cablu, inainte, ca la curve, tot nu merge?! Da\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 ce dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, vrei sa vina barbatu meu acasa sa vada ca nu se poate uita la meci si sa ma futa in gura??<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Aveti un modem de cablu in locatie?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Ce e ala modem?<br \/>\nOperator: Un aparat negru cu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaa, scula aia, la care am simtit eu o tensiune asa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6mareee??<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 D-soara, imi apare un omuletul care imi spune sa intru in hubul lui si eu nu vreau. Cum sa fac sa scap de el?<br \/>\nOperator: Inchideti fereastra respectiva, apasand pe x-ul din dreapta, sus!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Crezi ca-i prost sa diapara?<br \/>\nOperator: Nu stiu, dar ar trebui<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu vrea sa inteleaga ca nu vreau sa intru in hubul lui\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sunt business si nu merge netul!<br \/>\nOperator: Cum se numeste societatea pe al carei nume aveti abonament?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu am chef de vorba sau poate ca am cu d-voastra in particular<br \/>\nOperatorul ii inregistreaza sesizarea si-i comunica numarul de inregistrare.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Asta e numarul d-voastra de tel?<br \/>\nOperator: Nu, e nr de inregistrare al sesizarii.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Si numarul d-voastra?<br \/>\nOperator: Aceasta este o informatie personala si nu o pot oferi! Va pot ajuta si cu alte informatii legate de serviciile noastre?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu ca sunteti praf cu totii<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stii romaneste?<br \/>\nOperator: Da, spuneti cu ce va pot ajuta<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Noteaza (Clientul comunica numele si adresa) si acum spune-mi de ce nu am primit si eu telefon mobil?<br \/>\nOperator: O sa primiti in zilele urmatoare<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Ce vorbesti, tu auzi ce vorbesti?<br \/>\nOperator: Bineinteles, d-voastra nu ma auziti?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Eu am filmat video pe blonda aia de jos, de la voi, de la sediul central\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6maimuta a chemat un tigan..cica bodyguardul, sa ma dea afara\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6si am plecat, dar am filmat tot<br \/>\nOperator: Cu alte informatii va mai pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Tu stii romaneste?<br \/>\nOperator: Da, bineinteles\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu cred\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6imi dai informatii extrapolare si sa vezi ca peste ceva vreme m-am intalnit cu tiganul ala in 102 si a venit la mine si mi-a zis sa-mi amintesc ca el mi-a zis atunci ca ne mai vedem si\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 uite ca ne vedem insa eu i-am spus ca nu-mi pasa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ce daca ne mai vedem\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cine e el, imparatul tiganilor?!! Tu stii romaneste?<br \/>\nOperator: Da, bineinteles! Dar cu ce alte informatii referitoare la serviciile noastre, va mai pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sa nu ma mai domnesti atat, ca nu te vezi\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6tu habar nu ai de ce zice Germania despre Romania\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Ma simt nevoita sa inchei acest apel!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 O sa vezi si tu pe dracu!!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 D-soara draga, stau cu nevasta in pat si vreau sa ne uitam si noi la un film pentru adulti pe internet insa ne cere o parola, imi puteti da aceasta parola?!<br \/>\nOperator: Internetul va functioneaza?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da d-soara draga, nu pot manui pe Dumnezeu!<br \/>\nOperator: Noi nu oferim suport pt astfel de sit , probabil va cere sa platiti sau nu stiu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu am acces la acest site deci nu va pot da mai multe informatii.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Am de putin internetul si nu ma pricep\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Nu stiu ce sa va spun, incercati sa cautati si alte site-uri unde nu va cere nimic<br \/>\nClient (trist): Da, o sa mai incerc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6dar totusi spuneti-mi parola ca platesc, sunt constient ca si costa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6doar nu o fi o suma mare!<br \/>\nOperator: Nu stiu ce sa va zic\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6imi pare rau, dar nu va pot ajuta, nu ne ocupam de astfel de situatii.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Bine d-soara draga, serviciu usor!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Ma numesc X si am o mare problema\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6mi-a aparut o fereastra in care imi spune ca m-am infectat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6stiti eu am intrat pe un site de adulti si as vrea sa-mi spuneti cum sa scap de virus!<br \/>\nOperator: Nu oferim suport\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stiu, dar va rog ..o sugestie macar<br \/>\nOperator: Scanati calculatorul cu un program antivirus si daca nu se rezolva, reinstalati sistemul de operare!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu ma pricep, poate merge doar scanat!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Cu alte informatii, va mai pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stiti\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cand dai click pe sageata aia, stiti d-voastra, imi apare ce am accesat si as vrea sa nu mai apara\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Reinstalati browser-ul!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Offf, nu stiu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nOperator: Cu alte informatii, va mai pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Asta e! Trist\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Acum ma auziti cu ecou ?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai acum nu vorbesc cu nimeni<br \/>\nOperator: Pai vorbiti cu mine<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaaaa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 da !?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna ziua am auzit ca instalati aer conditionat,imi puteti face o programare\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Ati sunat la XXX, relatii cu clientii. Va putem oferii informatii in ceea ce priveste serviciile de internet, telefonie si cablu tv<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 De unde am cumparta aerul conditionat mi sa oferit numarul d-vostra de telefon pentu a-mi face o programare<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient (beat): Buna seara\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6hic\u00e2\u20ac\u0161 nu imi merge netu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Ce eroare va apare?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Paaai\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu se conecteaza\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..pe mesenger\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Vreti sa deschideti un browser?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.. se duce pe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.manele.ro\/\">www.manele.ro<\/a>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Atunci serviciul de internet este functional\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, ca nu se conecteaza pe messenger\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Se pare ca aveti o problema la aplicatia pentru Yahoo!Messenger<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaaaa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ce ati facut\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ca acum merge\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..i-ati facut dumneavoastra ceva acum\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.lasa ca stiu eu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu merge netu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Ce eroare va da?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 No signal!<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Aveti un buton mai mare la calculator. Apasati pe el va rog. Ce scrie acum pe ecran?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu stiu dom`le, ceva cu pentium, master\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu stiu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le ca se misca prea repede si nu apuc sa citesc<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna, nu pot suna la Dan Diaconescu<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 De ce? Ce anume se intampla?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Voi, astia de la &#8220;nume ISP&#8221;, nu ma lasati<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Spuneti-mi si mie ce numar incercati sa formati<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Formez 021.xxx.xxx.<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Va lipseste o cifra<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai dati-mi-o voi!<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Din pacate nu va pot ajuta cu aceasta informatie!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sunteti niste hoti, asta sunteti voi<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 Pe ce nume este contractul?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Popescu Gigel<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0 D-voastra sunteti dl Popescu?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da, de ce? Ma cunoasteti?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Ce tip de windows aveti?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Am un &#8220;ori&#8221; pe \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Poftim?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Ori&#8221; am pe\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6asta, am un &#8220;X&#8221;\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: OK\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Si nu imi merge netul\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Azi cand mi-au instalat fibra au zis ca mai trebuie instalat ceva, si ca trebuie sa dau click pe un X\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Semnul &#8220;X&#8221; poate aparea la multe iconite\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nTocmai in acel moment, se aude cum il suna cineva pe skype.<br \/>\nOperator: Dar vad ca aveti conexiune la net.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu am dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, ca eu nu pot suna in Anglia, doar fica-mea ma suna pe internet\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna ziua, tocmai am fost instalata acum cateva minute pe fibra si mi s-a dat un telefon de catre dvs. Am o problema, telefonul este alb iar culoare camerei la fetita mea este galben cu rosu si daca imi puteti da unul care sa aiba una din cele doua culori\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 sau macar unul pe negru.<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Alo, iubitu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6a venit acuma, mai devreme si mi-a instalat internetu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 si eu nu m-am uitat acolo in spate dupa ce a terminat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6si face flama!!!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu merge cablu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\nOperator: Imi puteti spune va rog si cum va numiti?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sunt prea nervoasa cum sa-mi aduc aminte<br \/>\nOperator: Totusi, spuneti-mi va rog ca sa pot verifica exact<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Bine\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6stai sa ma uit<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu-mi merge muzica.<br \/>\nOperator: Haideti sa vedem daca am inteles\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.internetul este functional?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da domnule! dar imi da eroarea cu numarul 00fdsgiu si nu mai porneste muzica in winamp!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient (beat):\u00c2\u00a0 Alooo\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Spuneti va rog, cu ce va pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Cu bani\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 La ce va referiti?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le io nu stiu cum sa scap de astia de la &#8220;numele altui furnizor&#8221; ca am contract si de la voi si de la ei si nu-i mai vreau pe ei\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ce sa fac?<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Reziliati contractul cu ei.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Hai dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, da-o dracu de treaba veniti si scapati-ma de astia ca mor<br \/>\nOperator:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Din pacate nu se poate\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Bine dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6asta e, sun iar la astia poate ma lasa in pace\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6saru\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 mana<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Vreau sa vb cu colegul dvoastra, domnul X!!<br \/>\nOperator: Colegul meu nu mai este la serviciu!!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu pot sa cred\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cand a tulit-o? Acum 5 minute am vb cu el!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Va pot ajuta eu?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dl X, mi-a spus ca nu am internet deoarece nu am ethernet si ca trebuie sa consult inginerul de sistem!! Ethernetul asta apare si dispare???<br \/>\nOperator: Colegul meu a vorbit in termeni foarte tehnici, este vb de placa de retea\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6componeta din unitatea centrala\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6o aveti sau nu. Nu are cum sa apara si sa dispara\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai eu, dupa ce mi-a zis colegul dvoastra ca nu am ethernet, am abandonat calc si m-am dus la bucatarie sa mananc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cand m-am intors a aparut internetul deci si ethernetul\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cum va explicati\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6eu nu\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 am mai pomenit asa ceva\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6sa apara si sa dispara un lucru\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Pot fi alte situatii\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6sa fie dezactivata\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6sau sa nu fie instalata corespunzator\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6sau\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Colegul m-a pus sa verific in My Computer &#8211; am citit tot de acolo si a zis ca nu am ethernet\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Poate nu o aveati instalata!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Va rog sa nu-mi mai vorbiti in termeni tehnici\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6eu sunt inginer si nu inteleg termenii vostrii!!<br \/>\nOperator: Apelati la o persoana care se pricepe, sa va verifice placa de retea!!!<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Poate sa apara si sa dispara!?<br \/>\nOperator: Cu siguranta, nu!!\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 O sa vad ce sa fac cu ethernetul asta\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Cu alte informatii, va pot ajuta?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sigur, ethernetul nu dispare?<br \/>\nOperator: Nu<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, nu am ton la telefon\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu merge sa sun de pe el<br \/>\nOperator: Dati-mi nr. de telefon la care nu aveti ton<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stati asa ca nu mai stiu numarul.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; dupa cateva momente de pauza:<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aha! Am gasit\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 e asta de pe care va sun acum!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna seara, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna seara! As dori ca maine dimineata sa ma sune cineva de la dumneavostra, ca sa ma trezesc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Lu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 cumnatu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 meu nu-i mereg telefonul, nu are ton!<br \/>\nOperator: Internetul ii functioneaza?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stati sa-l intreb ca vorbesc cu el pe messenger<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient (ton respectabil serios): Noul post pe care l-ati introdus in grila, Cosmos TV, patronat de Domnul Vadim, se vede cu purici.<br \/>\nOperator: Cum va numiti?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu va pot spune, am pe scara comunisti, imi vor da foc la usa daca va spun numele! E sabotaj! Va rog sa remediati, daca nu, o sa rezolve Domnul Vadim. Asa ceva nu se poate\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Cu ce program navigati pe internet<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Cum?<br \/>\nOperator: Cu ce browser navigati pe internet?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaaa..cu mouse-ul<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nlient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna, sunt Gigel si doresc sa stiu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.ma taxati daca vorbesc pe messenger in canada?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le nu se vede antena 3<br \/>\nOperator: Ne cerem scuze dar momentan e o avarie ce se va rezolva imediat.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Cum naiba dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, numai cand e Vadim, sigur e de la Basescu. E conspiratie dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, iti spun eu!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, ati sunat la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aloooo, pot sa va dau si eu indexu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 la gaze ca nu am fost acasa \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nOperator: Ati sunat la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, aveam nr asta notat aici, credeam ca e bun<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClientul: Am si eu o intrebare!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Spuneti, va rog!<br \/>\nClientul: Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, Costel Constantiniu a fost actor sau cantaret.<br \/>\nOperator: Va putem oferi doar informatii legate de serviciile noastre.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Ma gandeam ca ma puteti ajuta cu informatia asta, am facut un pariu cu cineva si ..<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, ati apelat la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Domnilor, va rog frumos faceti ceva ca aseara am mai inchiriat niste dvd-uri, l-am mai pacalit cu una cu alta pe barbatamiu dar in seara asta nu am ce sa fac si asta cand nu are ce face ma bate rau!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Doamna, daca eu ii imprumut aparatul telefonic la vecina sa sune de pe al meu la Moldova\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6se inregistreaza la mine minutele???<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu am semnal la televizor<br \/>\nOperator: Puteti verifica acum ?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu am nici curent, va rog sa remediati situatia<br \/>\nOperator: Va rog sa luati legatura cu cei de la Electrica pt aceasta situatie<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sunteti pe mana cu cei de la electrica\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Domnu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, la repartitoare\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu mai ajunge apa calda decat pana la etajul 2, la etajul 3 nu avem apa calda<br \/>\nOperator: Dvoastra ati sunat la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaa, da!? Bine, haideti ca sun la electrica\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna ziua , Nu pot sa mai schimb poza de la avataru de Yahoo messenger de ieri !!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Ce sistem de operare folositi?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pentium 4!<br \/>\nOperator: Nu, nu. Aveti Windows sau alt sistem de operare?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6nu folosesc Windows\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6PENTIUM PAAAATRU!!!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClienta, cu o voce disperata: Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, m-a sunat vecinu si acum imi apare numarul lui de telefon pe ecran\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Cum fac sa il sterg?<br \/>\nOperator: Pai este normal sa va apara\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Pai da dar tre sa vina barbatul meu si nu vreau sa il vada\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cum fac dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le sa il sterg ?<br \/>\nOperator: Aveti un buton cu IN \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClienta, plangand: Nu e dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le si tre sa vina barbatul meu\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6cum il sterg? Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le\u00c2\u00a0 eu il iau si dau cu el de perete\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6..<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClientul: Ma, faceti cablu tv sa mearga ca ne-am strans aci jos cu masuta cu aperitive cu bautura si un televizor, nu vedem meciu ca nu are semnal si daca il ratam venim cu pusca la voi si nu lasam nimic de\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 sediu vostru. Deci IN CAT TIMP SE REMEDIAZA??<br \/>\nOperator: In Cel Mai Scurt Timp Posibil.<br \/>\nClientul: No, ati dat de dracu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122(in fundal: no, hai sa mergem ca nu ne remediaza astia)<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Buna ziua, nu imi merge netu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, imi da o eroare!<br \/>\nOperator: Ce eroare?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai 30 acum 29 ,28 27\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6e de la dvoastra?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu-mi mai merge telefonul<br \/>\nOperator: Nu aveti ton?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da, dar stiti mi-a iesit mufa din telefon<br \/>\nOperator: Pai incercati sa o introduceti la loc<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu ca mi-e frica<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le am si eu o problema\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6vreau ca de azi, cand va sun si va solicit desfasuratorul telefonic, sa nu mi-l trimiteti!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Puteti sa reformulati va rog?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le treaba sta cam asa: prietena mea ma pune sa va sun si sa va cer desfasuratorul telefonic ca sa vada ea cu cine am vorbit. Asa ca atunci cand va sun, ea o sa fie langa mine, deci stiti ce\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 aveti de facut, da?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu merge netu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\nOperator: Ce leduri sunt aprinse pe media convertor?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nici unu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\nOperator: Sunteti sigur?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da!<br \/>\nOperator: Verificati va rog, sa fie bagat in priza<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Este, dar nu e curent!<br \/>\nOperator: Pai daca nu e curent nu are cum sa functioneze. Si daca nu e curent cum ati observat ca este nefunctionala conexiunea?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 A cazut o macara in intersectie si a rupt tot, copaci, case, pomi, tot si m-am gandit ca e posibil sa fie si cabluri de la dvoastra.<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Ce eroare va da la conectare?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu stiu, ca nu sunt langa calculator, dar daca ma asteptati 2 sec vin si va spun<br \/>\nOperator: OK, va astept<br \/>\ndupa 5 minute\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Da merge acum, ma scuzati ca a durat asa mult, mi-am verificat mailu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Imi puteti lasa un nr de telefon la care sa va putem contacta ?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 NU, am numarul la secret deci nu vi-l dau<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu finctioneaza internetul<br \/>\nOperator: Intrati dumneavoastra, va rog, in Start &#8211; RUN si scrieti va rog IPCONFIG\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Cu pixul sau cum\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ca nu prea ma pricep<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, ce facem dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le? Am dat banii degeaba pe cartela asta?!<br \/>\nOperator: Spuneti-mi va rog ce s-a intamplat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Ce dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le ca io formez nr asta al vostru si vreau sa vorbesc in Spania si duduia aia imi zice ca pentru limba romana sa apas 1 si pentru limba engleza sa apas 2!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Da, e OK\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Si repeta in continuu, ca eu nu apas nimic, v-am spus ca vreau sa vorbesc in Spania, deci mi se pare logic sa intelegeti ca eu vorbesc in spaniola! Eu cum fac acum, imi dati banii inapoi???<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Cate leduri sunt aprinse pe modem<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 2\u00e2\u20ac\u00a63\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ba nu, 2\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.ba nu, 3<br \/>\nOperator: Ce scrie in dreptul ledurilor aprinse<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Nu stiu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, nu vad\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 vad doar doi ochi care clipeste<br \/>\nOperator: Scoateti putin modemul din priza<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6dupa restart\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nOperator: Acum cate leduri sunt aprinse?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Tot doi ochi care clipeste<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Domnu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, trimiteti la mine o echipa ca ma deranejaza modemu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.<br \/>\nOperator: Fiti mai exact, va rog, in ce fel va deranjeaza?<br \/>\nClientul: Fileaza becurile alea pe el si mai face si telefonu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 urat, toate lampile alea nu ma lasa noaptea sa dorm.<br \/>\nOperator: Domnule [\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6], va rog puneti modemul intr-o pozitie convenabila astfel incat ledurile sa nu va mai deranjeze.<br \/>\nClientul: Da??<br \/>\nOperator: Da, telefonul cum va deranjeaza, cum anume?<br \/>\nClientul: Domnu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, de un an am problema asta, la 00:00 ma suna si face urat.<br \/>\nOperator: Aveti acest telefon primit in custodie de la noi?<br \/>\nClientul: Nu, l-am luat eu acum cateva zile, e nou, e bun si e destept.<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Sint o profesoara universitara, am 5 carti scoase acum astept sa o scot si pe a sasea, dar nu pot sa accesez internetul deoarece nu imi merge scrie pe monitor &#8220;signal cable disconnect&#8221; pe un ecran\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 albastru.<br \/>\nOperator: Verificati va rog, cablul de la monitor care intra in unitate daca este introdus.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Aaa, da! Nu e bagat. Gata, l-am pus. Va multumesc frumos, dar cu cutia asta de langa monitor ce trebuie sa fac?<br \/>\nOperator: Pai verificati in spatele &#8220;cutiei&#8221; daca este introdus cablul\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Si trebuie sa se aprinda vreun beculet si la cutia asta?<br \/>\nOperator: DA!<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai si trebuie sa dau drumul si la cutia asta, deci??<br \/>\nOperator: DA!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, numele meu este X, ati apelat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, venii un operator de la dvs de la firma si umbla la cabluri si acum mi se vede cu pureci si eu am platit un an si dupa aia se lua la bataie cu un baiat de la tamplarie si eu de nervi ca mi\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 se vede cu pureci trasai de cablu si sparsai televizorul si vreu sa fac o reclamatie impotriva baiatului aluia si vin si cu protectia consumatorului dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le ca nu se poate, am martori ca am spart\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 televozorul din cauza lui!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, nu merge urlucu !!<br \/>\nOperator: Poftim!?\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le nu mai merge urlucu, vreau sa trimit mail si nu merge!! Ce are?<br \/>\nOperator: Folositi un client de mail, outlook expres\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClientul: Da dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le da, urluc asea!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Spuneti-mi va rog daca mi-a fost calculatorul deschis astazi la 14:20, ca am copilu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 in clasa a 6-a si a trimis un mass la lista din messenger cu niste injuraturi, dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le.. Si zice ca nu a fost el.\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Eu ce sa fac? Sa-l cred sau sa nu-l cred?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Am rugamintea sa intrati in Start -&gt; Run, se deschide o fereastra mica in care scrieti &#8220;cmd&#8221; si se deschide o alta fereastra mai mare si neagra in care scrieti IPCONFIG si apasati enter .<br \/>\nClient (o voce de dna distinsa):\u00c2\u00a0 I , P , C , O , N , unde pula mea e F-ul ?<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna seara, ma numesc X, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Ma numesc d-nul Popescu Gigel si locuiesc in Piata X, nr.7 si DE AICI SE VEDE UN PUNCT MISCATOR IN zona aeroportului, acest lucru il observ in fiecare seara. Am observat ca si in alte judete,<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 oamenii observa puncte miscatoare pe cer. Eu mi-am luat si un binoclu ca sa vad mai bine acest fenomen. Ati putea verifica?<br \/>\nOperator: O sa trimitem un echipaj sa verifice care este situatia!<br \/>\nClientul: Va multumes frumos! O seara buna in continuare<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Am un televizor BEKO<br \/>\nOperator: Si care este problema ?<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Cred ca am un virus, ca nu am sonor pe unele canale !<br \/>\nOperator: Schimbati norma de sunet<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Nu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le ca am luat un virus !<br \/>\nOperator: O fi stricat !<br \/>\nClient :\u00c2\u00a0 Nu dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, stiti cati pumni a luat televizorul asta?! N-are nimic \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nOperator: Buna ziua, bine ati venit la\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Dom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122le, cum scap de Seat Leone asta?<br \/>\nOperator: Imi cer scuze, vreti sa repetati?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Offf\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6sunt de 2 ore pe site la Evenimentul si nu pot sa citesc ziarul ca imi tot apare porcaria asta cu Seat Leone, ce dracului ca incerc de 2 ore, sa fim oameni seriosi!!!!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Doamna, sunt homosexual si sunt indragostit.. va rog mult de tot sa-mi dati drumul la internet in seara asta ca iubitul meu pleaca maine din tara si nu vreau sa-l pierd.. TREBUIE NEAPARAT SA VB CU\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 EL IN SEARA ASTA!!!<br \/>\nOperator: Da domnule, noi vom face tot posibilul<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Va rog mult de tot, il iubesc de 3 ani de zile si nu vreau sa se cupleze cu altcineva!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Doamna draga, eu nu mai rezist, vecinul asculta foarte tare muzica si tot cartierul nu poate dormi<br \/>\nOperator: Ati sunat la departamentul frontline ..<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Eu i-am zis c-o sa-l spun dar nu-l intereseaza, are tras cablu ilegal si fratele lui e un betivan si asculta atomicul la maxim, nu mai rezistam, va rog sa faceti ceva!<br \/>\n_________<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Domnule, am problema cu un card de ineternet luat de la dvoastra!<br \/>\nOperator: Si ce problema aveti mai exact?<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai nu reusesc sa ma conectez cu cartela\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Spuneti-mi exact ce ati facut si unde v-ati blocat\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\nClient:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Pai calculatorul meu nu recunoaste cartela\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ca eu am doar floppy si acolo nu o vede\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0Si la final, cireasa de pe tort sau bomboana de pe coliva, o retardata foarte intepata, aroganta\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6genul de asistent manager (a se citi secretara la un SRL ordinar), o fatuca, vorba cantecului, &#8220;fututa-combinata de fraierii de pe haifaiv&#8221;<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Nu imi pot verifica e-mail-ul si este vina dvoastra. Asa nu se mai poate!<br \/>\nOperator: Ce problema aveti?<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Nu intru in casuta de mail<br \/>\nOperator: Ati incercat atat pe web cat si cu un client de mail?<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Da, bineinteles! Intelegeti-ma, sunt extrem de frustrata! Abia a fost instalat cablul si nu ma pot folosi de serviciile pentru care platesc!<br \/>\nOperator: Cu ce parola va conectati dumneavoastra?<br \/>\nClienta:\u00c2\u00a0 Nu va pot spune acest lucru! E confidential!<br \/>\nOperator: Va rog sa asteptati un moment!<br \/>\n\u00c2\u00a0 [\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6pauza de cautat in loguri pentru a vedea parola \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6]<br \/>\nOperator: Stimata doamna, dumneavoastra incercati sa va conectati cu parola &#8220;crocodil&#8221; da?<br \/>\nClienta (oarecum incurcata): Mdaa\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nOperator: Nu este aceasta parola dumneavoastra. In contract ati solicitat parola &#8220;aligator&#8221;<br \/>\nClient (surprinsa): Pai si nu e acelasi lucru?Sursa: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thefua.com\/2008\/aluooo-domnu-nu-merge-netu\/\">thefua.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uite de ce stam noi ca prostii pe fir atunci cand sunam la ceva furnizor de servici, cablu sau net, si ni se spune &#8220;toti operatorii sunt ocupati pentru moment&#8230; bla bla&#8221;&#8230; \u00c2\u00a0 Client\u00c2\u00a0 : Doamna nu stiu daca aveti autoritatea sa ma ajutati, dar totusi eu va intreb Operator: Va rog! 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