{"id":451,"date":"2008-02-05T15:49:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T13:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-p.html"},"modified":"2008-02-05T15:49:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T13:49:38","slug":"banc-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-p\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc :P"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De la ama, mie mi-a placut:<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0CIA caut\u00c3\u00a3 s\u00c3\u00a3 angajeze un agent-asasin. La sf\u00c3\u00a2r\u00c5\u0178it, r\u00c3\u00a3m\u00c3\u00a2n 3 finali\u00c5\u0178ti: 2 b\u00c3\u00a3rba\u00c5\u00a3i \u00c5\u0178i o femeie. Testul final: primul b\u00c3\u00a3rbat este dus la o us\u00c3\u00a3, i se d\u00c3\u00a3 un pistol \u00c5\u0178i i se spune c\u00c3\u00a3 dincolo de aceast\u00c3\u00a3 u\u00c5\u0178\u00c3\u00a3, pe un scaun, se afl\u00c3\u00a3 so\u00c5\u00a3ia lui.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ucide-o!<br \/>\n&#8211; Glumi\u00c5\u00a3i!? Nu-mi pot ucide nevasta!<br \/>\n&#8211; Atunci nu este o slujb\u00c3\u00a3 pentru tine!<br \/>\nAl doilea b\u00c3\u00a3rbat primeste acelea\u00c5\u0178i instruc\u00c5\u00a3iuni, intr\u00c3\u00a3 \u00c3\u00aen camer\u00c3\u00a3 \u00c5\u0178i dup\u00c3\u00a3 5 minute de lini\u00c5\u0178te, iese afara pl\u00c3\u00a2ng\u00c3\u00a2nd:<br \/>\n&#8211; Am incercat, dar mi-e imposibil&#8230;<br \/>\nVine randul femeii. I se spune c\u00c3\u00a3 trebuie s\u00c3\u00a3-\u00c5\u0178i ucida b\u00c3\u00a3rbatul. Ia pistolul, intr\u00c3\u00a3 \u00c3\u00aen camer\u00c3\u00a3 \u00c5\u0178i se aud mai multe \u00c3\u00aempu\u00c5\u0178caturi, apoi strig\u00c3\u00a3te, troznete, lovituri \u00c3\u00aen pere\u00c5\u00a3i. Dupa 10 minute, se face lini\u00c5\u0178te, iese femeia obosit\u00c3\u00a3 \u00c5\u0178i transpirat\u00c3\u00a3:<br \/>\n&#8211; Pistolul avea gloan\u00c5\u00a3e oarbe, a trebuit sa-l omor \u00c3\u00aen b\u00c3\u00a3taie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De la ama, mie mi-a placut: \u00c2\u00a0CIA caut\u00c3\u00a3 s\u00c3\u00a3 angajeze un agent-asasin. La sf\u00c3\u00a2r\u00c5\u0178it, r\u00c3\u00a3m\u00c3\u00a2n 3 finali\u00c5\u0178ti: 2 b\u00c3\u00a3rba\u00c5\u00a3i \u00c5\u0178i o femeie. Testul final: primul b\u00c3\u00a3rbat este dus la o us\u00c3\u00a3, i se d\u00c3\u00a3 un pistol \u00c5\u0178i i se spune c\u00c3\u00a3 dincolo de aceast\u00c3\u00a3 u\u00c5\u0178\u00c3\u00a3, pe un scaun, se afl\u00c3\u00a3 so\u00c5\u00a3ia lui. &#8211; Ucide-o! &#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Banc :P<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/banc-p\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. 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