{"id":476,"date":"2008-02-29T08:40:13","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T06:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/alarma-de-2-lei.html"},"modified":"2008-02-29T08:40:13","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T06:40:13","slug":"alarma-de-2-lei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/alarma-de-2-lei\/","title":{"rendered":"Alarma de 2 lei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" width=\"182\" src=\"http:\/\/clients.dartadesign.ro\/criserb\/poze\/caine-masina.jpg\" height=\"247\" style=\"width: 182px; height: 247px\" \/>De cateva nopti incoace la mine in fatza bloului e un adevarat show&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>La o casa in spatele blocului este un caine&#8230; un caine care nu poate sa doarma noaptea si latra la fiecare masina care trece pe acolo sau la fiecare cetatean care probabil ca nu are altceva mai bun de facut decat sa se plimbe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Problema cea mare nu este cainele care latra, deh&#8230; e normal sa latre ca d&#8217;aia e caine&#8230; problema esta ca o &#8220;blonda&#8221; isi parcheaza masina de fiecare data in acelasi loc, in fatza respectivei curti&#8230; si in momentul cand cainele latra se porneste alarma masinii si trezeste un bloc intreg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dupa ce in sfarsit alarma se opreste&#8230; se gaseste un alt cetatean\/masina sa treaca prin zona, cainele incepand din nou sa latre&#8230; si tot asa&#8230; povestea dureaza la nesfarsit noapte de noapte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Ma intreb, de ce iti pui la masina o alarma de 2 lei, care suna non-stop si oricum nu te obosesti sa o opresti? Doar asa, ca e mai cool sa ai alarma? Probabil ca da&#8230; dar&#8230; nu femeie, alarma se pune la masina ca sa sune in momentul cand cineva patranude in ea, cand cineva iti fura oglinda&#8230; nu in momentul in care latra un caine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Povestea asta tine de cateva nopti bune si incepe sa ma enerveze&#8230; nu se poate ca un cartier intreg sa &#8220;sufere&#8221; din cauza unei fiinte care cu nesimtire isi lasa alarma sa sune noapte de noapte&#8230; trebuie sa luam masuri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ma mai gandesc ce pot sa-i fac&#8230; sa regrete ziua in care a dat 2 lei pe alarma aia de kkt&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De cateva nopti incoace la mine in fatza bloului e un adevarat show&#8230; La o casa in spatele blocului este un caine&#8230; un caine care nu poate sa doarma noaptea si latra la fiecare masina care trece pe acolo sau la fiecare cetatean care probabil ca nu are altceva mai bun de facut decat 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