{"id":4777,"date":"2010-04-28T18:16:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T15:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/fotograful-din-ardeal.html"},"modified":"2010-04-28T18:19:46","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T15:19:46","slug":"fotograful-din-ardeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/fotograful-din-ardeal\/","title":{"rendered":"Fotograful din ardeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Intr-un sat unguresc din Ardeal locuia un fotograf rom\u00e2n care facea poze si portrete, dar cam nereusite, pentru ca ba ieseau de la jumatate in jos, ba cu ochii rosii, ba cine stie cum&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Asa i se si dusese vestea in zon\u00e3!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Intr-o zi vin la el doua unguroaice, mama si fiica, pentru a-si face ceva portrete de trimis rudelor din Ungaria.<\/p>\n<p>Mama zice:      <br \/>&#8211; Bune ziua, domnu&#8217; foto! Vinit noi la dumnevostre sa foteti la noi&#8230; Pa mine rog foteti in piciore iar pe fata rog foteti in fund&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Numa ce rughem noi la dumnevostre foteti la noi asa ca sa iese ochii bine la noi!&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Si inca unul bonus :)<\/p>\n<p> <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Un tanar isi prezinta logodnica la parinti. La masa, tipei ii vine sa faca un partz.<\/p>\n<p>Dupa cateva secunde se simte un miros&#8230; Socrul mare spune:<\/p>\n<p>-Labus&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>Fericita fata ca viitorul socru a dat vina pe cainele de sub scaunul ei, ii vine inima la loc. <\/p>\n<p>Peste cateva minute mai trage una si tatal baiatului spune mai nervos:<\/p>\n<p>-Labuuus, n-auzi&#8230;Ai grija&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Absolvita de griji, fata mai trage una, la care vine replica:<\/p>\n<p>-Labus! Pleaca de acolo ca asta se c&#8230;&#8230;.a pe tine!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x OZ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un sat unguresc din Ardeal locuia un fotograf rom\u00e2n care facea poze si portrete, dar cam nereusite, pentru ca ba ieseau de la jumatate in jos, ba cu ochii rosii, ba cine stie cum&#8230; Asa i se si dusese vestea in zon\u00e3!&#8230;. 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