{"id":5087,"date":"2010-05-27T14:58:21","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T11:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ne-am-pregatit.html"},"modified":"2010-05-27T16:03:04","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T13:03:04","slug":"ne-am-pregatit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ne-am-pregatit\/","title":{"rendered":"Ne-am pregatit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mai tineti minte vecina de ieri care facea <a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/topless-pe-bloc-wtf.html\" target=\"_blank\">topless pe blocul din fata noastra<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Voi radeati de noi, ca nu avem cu ce sa o pozam, faceati misto de aparatul nostru, etc, etc. Eh\u2026 sa nu ziceti acum ca nu suntem pregatiti.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;\" title=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza1_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza1\" width=\"546\" height=\"364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Momentan vecina n-a aparut.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;\" title=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza2_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza2\" width=\"546\" height=\"364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dar si cand apare vom transmite live :P<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px; display: inline; border: 0px;\" title=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Neampregatit_D26E\/vecinasebronzeaza3_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"vecina-se-bronzeaza3\" width=\"546\" height=\"364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai tineti minte vecina de ieri care facea topless pe blocul din fata noastra? Voi radeati de noi, ca nu avem cu ce sa o pozam, faceati misto de aparatul nostru, etc, etc. Eh\u2026 sa nu ziceti acum ca nu suntem pregatiti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19765,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[7108,1193,1192],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ne-am pregatit<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ne-am-pregatit\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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