{"id":5113,"date":"2010-05-31T12:38:03","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T09:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/n-drum-spre-munca.html"},"modified":"2010-05-31T12:47:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T09:47:08","slug":"n-drum-spre-munca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/n-drum-spre-munca\/","title":{"rendered":"&Icirc;n drum spre munc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te treze\u0219ti diminea\u021ba, \u00ee\u021bi bei lini\u0219tit cafeaua \u0219i dai s\u0103 pleci spre munc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd ajungi \u00een spatele blocului, \u00een locul \u00een care tu \u021bi-ai l\u0103sat ma\u0219ina parcat\u0103, consta\u021bi c\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni roiesc \u00een jurul ma\u0219inii tale, c\u0103 e plin\u0103 zona de poli\u021bi\u0219ti, de curio\u0219i \u0219i de medici.<\/p>\n<p>Consta\u021bi c\u0103 unul a decis s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 cap\u0103t zilelor, arunc\u00e2ndu-se de la etajul \u0219apte. A ales s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta tocmai pe ma\u0219ina ta. M\u0103 rog, nu chiar pe plafon, dar \u00een drumul lui spre lumea celor sfinte s-a ag\u0103\u021bat&#160; \u00een treac\u0103t de bolidul ce-l l\u0103sase\u0219i, de cu sear\u0103, parcat acolo. <\/p>\n<p>Trebuie s\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi, s\u0103 la\u0219i poli\u021bia s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba, iar tu\u2026 pe acolo. Pe l\u00e2nga cel mort. Nu-l vezi, e acoperit de-o prelat\u0103, vezi doar petele de s\u00e2nge din zon\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103-\u021bi iei ma\u0219ina de la <em>locul faptei<\/em> \u0219i pleci spre birou.<\/p>\n<p>Ce sim\u021bi \u00een acel moment, cum ar mai fi ziua aia pentru tine? Dar zilele ce urmeaz\u0103?<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. Un prieten a avut \u201cnorocul \u0103sta\u201d de diminea\u021b\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te treze\u0219ti diminea\u021ba, \u00ee\u021bi bei lini\u0219tit cafeaua \u0219i dai s\u0103 pleci spre munc\u0103. C\u00e2nd ajungi \u00een spatele blocului, \u00een locul \u00een care tu \u021bi-ai l\u0103sat ma\u0219ina parcat\u0103, consta\u021bi c\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni roiesc \u00een jurul ma\u0219inii tale, c\u0103 e plin\u0103 zona de poli\u021bi\u0219ti, de curio\u0219i \u0219i de medici. Consta\u021bi c\u0103 unul a decis s\u0103-\u0219i&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[7065,7086,313],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>&Icirc;n drum spre munc\u0103<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/n-drum-spre-munca\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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