Mi-a venit acum pe mail… dar mi-a placut, pana la urma asa e :)<\/p>\n
B\u00c4\u0192rba\u00c5\u00a3ii sunt pur \u00c5\u0178i simplu ni\u00c5\u0178te oameni mai ferici\u00c5\u00a3i — La ce s\u00c4\u0192 te a\u00c5\u0178tep\u00c5\u00a3i de la a\u00c5\u0178a ni\u00c5\u0178te creaturi simple?<\/p>\n
Numele t\u00c4\u0192u de familie r\u00c4\u0192m\u00c3\u00a2ne neschimbat.
\nGarajul este al t\u00c4\u0192u pe de-a-ntregul.
\nPlanurile de nunt\u00c4\u0192 se rezolv\u00c4\u0192 de la sine.
\nCiocolata este doar o alt\u00c4\u0192 gustare.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i s\u00c4\u0192 devii pre\u00c5\u0178edinte.
\nNiciodat\u00c4\u0192 nu po\u00c5\u00a3i s\u00c4\u0192 fii gravid.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i purta un tricou alb \u00c3\u00aentr-un parc acvatic.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i S\u00c4\u201a NU por\u00c5\u00a3i nici un tricou \u00c3\u00aentr-un parc acvatic.
\nMecanicii de automobile \u00c3\u00ae\u00c5\u00a3i spun adev\u00c4\u0192rul.
\nLumea \u00c3\u00aentreag\u00c4\u0192 este toaleta ta. Niciodat\u00c4\u0192 nu trebuie s\u00c4\u0192 conduci p\u00c3\u00a2n\u00c4\u0192 la o alt\u00c4\u0192 sta\u00c5\u00a3ie de benzin\u00c4\u0192 ca s\u00c4\u0192 cau\u00c5\u00a3i o toalet\u00c4\u0192 deoarece aceasta \u00c3\u00aen care e\u00c5\u0178ti este prea sc\u00c3\u00a2rboas\u00c4\u0192.
\nNu trebuie s\u00c4\u0192 te opre\u00c5\u0178ti s\u00c4\u0192 te g\u00c3\u00a2nde\u00c5\u0178ti \u00c3\u00aenspre ce parte trebuie s\u00c4\u0192 \u00c3\u00aenv\u00c3\u00a2r\u00c5\u00a3i o piuli\u00c5\u00a3\u00c4\u0192 sau un \u00c5\u0178urub.
\nAcela\u00c5\u0178i loc de munc\u00c4\u0192, salar mai mare.
\nRidurile adaug\u00c4\u0192 caracter.
\nRochia de mireas\u00c4\u0192 – $5000. \u00c3\u017dnchirierea unui frac – $100.
\nOamenii nu se holbeaz\u00c4\u0192 niciodat\u00c4\u0192 la pieptul t\u00c4\u0192u atunci c\u00c3\u00a2nd vorbe\u00c5\u0178ti cu ei.
\nPantofii noi nu taie, jeneaz\u00c4\u0192 sau mutileaz\u00c4\u0192 piciorul.
\nO singur\u00c4\u0192 dispozi\u00c5\u00a3ie sufleteasc\u00c4\u0192 mereu.
\nConversa\u00c5\u00a3iile telefonice se termin\u00c4\u0192 \u00c3\u00aen exact 30 de secunde.
\n\u00c5\u017etii tot felul de lucruri despre tancuri.
\nO vacan\u00c5\u00a3\u00c4\u0192 de cinci zile necesit\u00c4\u0192 o singur\u00c4\u0192 valiz\u00c4\u0192.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i s\u00c4\u0192-\u00c5\u00a3i deschizi toate borcanele.
\nE\u00c5\u0178ti cople\u00c5\u0178it cu laude pentru cel mai mic act de g\u00c3\u00a2ndire.
\nDac\u00c4\u0192 cineva uit\u00c4\u0192 s\u00c4\u0192 te invite, el sau ea mai poate \u00c3\u00aenc\u00c4\u0192 fi prietenul t\u00c4\u0192u.
\nLenjeria intim\u00c4\u0192 cost\u00c4\u0192 $8.95 trei perechi.
\nTrei perechi de pantofi sunt mai mult dec\u00c3\u00a2t suficiente.
\nNu ai aproape niciodat\u00c4\u0192 probleme cu curelu\u00c5\u0178a de pantof \u00c3\u00aen public.
\nNu e\u00c5\u0178ti capabil s\u00c4\u0192 vezi cute pe hainele tale.
\nTotul de pe fa\u00c5\u00a3a ta r\u00c4\u0192m\u00c3\u00a2ne \u00c3\u00aen culoarea original\u00c4\u0192.
\nAcea\u00c5\u0178i frez\u00c4\u0192 \u00c5\u00a3ine ani de zile, poate chiar decade.
\nTrebuie s\u00c4\u0192-\u00c5\u00a3i razi doar fa\u00c5\u00a3a \u00c5\u0178i g\u00c3\u00a2tul.
\nTe po\u00c5\u00a3i juca cu juc\u00c4\u0192rii toat\u00c4\u0192 via\u00c5\u00a3a ta.
\nBurta de obicei \u00c3\u00ae\u00c5\u00a3i ascunde \u00c5\u0178oldurile mari.
\nUn portofel \u00c5\u0178i o pereche de pantofi de o singur\u00c4\u0192 culoare pentru toate sezoanele.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i purta pantaloni scur\u00c5\u00a3i, indiferent de cum \u00c3\u00ae\u00c5\u00a3i arat\u00c4\u0192 picioarele.
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i s\u00c4\u0192-\u00c5\u00a3i “faci” unghiile cu un briceag.
\nAi libera alegere privitor la a-\u00c5\u00a3i l\u00c4\u0192sa musta\u00c5\u00a3\u00c4\u0192…
\nPo\u00c5\u00a3i s\u00c4\u0192 faci cump\u00c4\u0192r\u00c4\u0192turile de Cr\u00c4\u0192ciun pentru 25 de rude \u00c3\u00aen ziua de 24 decembrie \u00c3\u00aen 25 de minute.<\/p>\n
Concluzia? Viata trebuie sa fie simpla, si daca poate sa fie simpla de ce sa ne-o complicam? numai ca sa avem dureri de cap? Pacat ca numa barbatii sunt “simpli” :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mi-a venit acum pe mail… dar mi-a placut, pana la urma asa e :) B\u00c4\u0192rba\u00c5\u00a3ii sunt pur \u00c5\u0178i simplu ni\u00c5\u0178te oameni mai ferici\u00c5\u00a3i — La ce s\u00c4\u0192 te a\u00c5\u0178tep\u00c5\u00a3i de la a\u00c5\u0178a ni\u00c5\u0178te creaturi simple? Numele t\u00c4\u0192u de familie r\u00c4\u0192m\u00c3\u00a2ne neschimbat. Garajul este al t\u00c4\u0192u pe de-a-ntregul. Planurile de nunt\u00c4\u0192 se rezolv\u00c4\u0192 de la sine.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n