{"id":559,"date":"2008-04-29T09:49:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T07:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/sunt-un-copil-problema.html"},"modified":"2008-04-29T09:49:30","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T07:49:30","slug":"sunt-un-copil-problema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/sunt-un-copil-problema\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt un copil problema"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu aveam somn duminca dupa inviere&#8230; Dana dormea&#8230; asa ca m-am dus pe balcon sa fumez o tigare. Ce-am facut aici :D &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fiind intr-o mana cu un pahar in cealalta cu pachetul de tigari m-am chinuit sa deschid geamul de la balcon. Am reusit, dar cand am incercat sa deschid si plasa de tznatzari&#8230; cum nu puteam sa o manuiesc prea bine cu mainile pline am reusit sa o scot din balamale si sa ii fac vant direct in strada :D<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nasol moment&#8230; ma simteam penibil, vin la oameni in casa si pe ce pun mana stric&#8230; ma gandeam sa ma duc dupa ea&#8230; dar cum sa fac asta la ora aia inaintata din noapte&#8230; nu puteam deschide usa de la casa, m-ar fi auzit Bety (nu Bety cea urata, ci catzelul Danei) si ar fi inceput sa latre trezindu-i parinti&#8230; si nu vroiam sa se intample asta&#8230; norocul meu a fost Radu&#8230; el era plecat la un prieten si inca nu ajunsese acasa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>L-am sunat, i-am explicat prostia ce-am facut-o si el a venit repede acasa&#8230; a luat plasa din fatza blocului si a intrat cu ea pe usa mandru ca a recuperat-o&#8230; arata ca Pacala cu usa in spate :D Am montat-o repede la loc si totul arata ca si cum nimic nu s-ar fi intamplat&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>A mai trecut putin pana ne-am revenit pentru ca stateam pe balcon si radeam ca prostii de ce-am facut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mama, tata&#8230; dupa cum vedeti inca nu mi-am revenit, sunt acelasi copil problema pe care-l stiti :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu aveam somn duminca dupa inviere&#8230; Dana dormea&#8230; asa ca m-am dus pe balcon sa fumez o tigare. Ce-am facut aici :D &#8230; Fiind intr-o mana cu un pahar in cealalta cu pachetul de tigari m-am chinuit sa deschid geamul de la balcon. Am reusit, dar cand am incercat sa deschid si plasa de tznatzari&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,36],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Sunt un copil problema<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/sunt-un-copil-problema\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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