{"id":5853,"date":"2010-11-10T00:24:15","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T22:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/o-leapsa-sadica.html"},"modified":"2010-11-10T00:24:15","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T22:24:15","slug":"o-leapsa-sadica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/o-leapsa-sadica\/","title":{"rendered":"O leapsa sadica"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maddy<\/a> avea pe blog o leapsa sadica<\/a>. De cand am inceput sa o citesc parca o vroiam si eu. Cand am ajuns la sfarsitul ei am observat ca printre altii imi e dedicata si mie. Deci, sa o luam incetisor:<\/p>\n

1. Esti intr-o situatie unde drepturile individului nu exista. Trebuie sa alegi intre Umilinta si Bataie. Tu ce alegi si de ce?<\/em> <\/p>\n

As prefera sa ma fofilez :) dar daca nu se poate aleg bataia, trece mai repede decat umilinta. <\/p>\n

2. 3+4= 5 este posibil?<\/em> <\/p>\n

La cata matematica stiu eu, nu cred.<\/p>\n

3. Daca cineva maine iti pune pe masa 1 milion de euro si iti spune sa omori pe cel mai bun prieten\/a, ai face-o?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Nu, as putea sa iau din alta parte mai mult :) <\/p>\n

4. Spui intotdeauna adevarul?<\/em> <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Da. Il mai infloresc uneori dar nu mint. Din principiu. <\/p>\n

5. Esti la un pas sa iti realizezi cel mai mare vis al tau. Pentru a reusi trebuie sa faci un compromis pe care in mod normal nu l-ai face. De retinut e ca de nu faci acel compromis s-a zis cu visul tau pentru todeauna. Ce faci?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Fac compromisul atata timp cat pot sa-l fac. Daca e ceva ce nu as putea, as cauta o alta cale. Daca nici asa nu se poate, renunt la vis. <\/p>\n

6. Ai inselat, furat vreodata?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Am mai furat din magazine cand eram pusti. Nu m-a prins nimeni :D <\/p>\n

7. Ce parere ai despre zicala: Creeaza-i unui om DORINTA si se va fute pe ele principii, vise, etc.<\/em> <\/p>\n

Asta e o zicala? :) N-am auzit de ea, dar cred ca asa e… daca ii bagi unuia "mortul in casa" uita de ele principii\/vise. <\/p>\n

8. Ti s-a facut vreodata o observatie negativa in pat? Daca da care a fost aceasta.<\/em> <\/p>\n

In fiecare noapte. I-am zis Danei sa nu ma mai trezeasca cand sforai si ea tot insista :( <\/p>\n

9. Esti in situatia de a decide intr-o situatie fara iesire. Trebuie sa ordoni moartea unui milion de oameni pentru a salva alte 5 miliarde. Daca nu-i sacrifici pe cei 1 milion , atunci vor muri toti. Care e decizia ta?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Daca e alba sau neagra atunci sa moara 1 milion decat 5, deh nu te poti pune impotriva sortii :) <\/p>\n

10. Ce aplicatie\/formula matematica ne poate da raspunsul =123456789 ?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Probabil un calculator stiintific ;) <\/p>\n

11. Pentru ce suma ti-ai inchiria timp de o saptamana partenera\/ul?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Nu l-as inchiria. Cine m-ar mai trezi noaptea? :) <\/p>\n

12. Daca nu ai avea ce m\u00e2nca, ai da \u00een cap cuiva?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Nu. Nu-mi place creierul, cu atat mai putin al’ de om. <\/p>\n

13. C\u00e2nd ai facut ultima oara sex si cu cine?<\/em> <\/p>\n

In noaptea nuntii :P <\/p>\n

14. \u00ceti prinzi partenera \u00een pat cu o alta persoana, \u00een timp ce fac sex. Cum ai reactiona?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Habar nu am, probabil ar fi pentru ultima data cand mi-as vedea partenera… <\/p>\n

15. Daca ai fi Dumnezeu pentru o zi care ar fi primele 7 lucruri pe care le-ai face?<\/em> <\/p>\n

– As strange toti tiganii la un loc.
– si parlamentarii nostri.
– si cainii comunitari
– as ridica un zid in jurul lor
– perimetrul rezultat l-as umple cu apa :)
– as rasufla usurat
– m-as trezi si mi-as da seama ca am visat frumos. <\/p>\n

16. Dai bani la cersetori?<\/em> <\/p>\n

Nu. Ii las sa moara de foame. Pacat ca sunt alti fraieri care incetinesc procesul. <\/p>\n

17. Maine e sfarsitul lumii. Ai 24 de ore la dipozitie. Ce-ai face in aceste 24 de ore?<\/em> <\/p>\n

As astepta, ce altceva sa fac? Ca doar nu mi-as plati datoriile? :P <\/p>\n

18. Esti intr-o celula de 2\/2 cu inca un partener de 10 ani. In tot acest timp ai fost pus la cele mai groaznice chinuri posibile. Intr-o zi ti se ofera posibilitatea de a scapa toate acestea. Trebuie doar sa-i oferi cele mai goznice chinuri colegului de celula timp de 2 ani.<\/em> <\/p>\n

Ce sa fac, daca trebuie, trebuie. <\/p>\n

19. Intr-o zi te suna cineva si iti spune ca stie cel mai groaznic secret al tau. Daca nu-i dai ce si cat vrea va spune tuturor. Daca s-ar afla, acel secret ar distruge tot ce ai cladit, ai pierde totul. Ce vei face in continuare? <\/em><\/p>\n

Nu as ceda… poate i-as rupe capul, dar nu cred… nu am secrete care sa ma impiedice sa candidez la presedentie. <\/p>\n

20. O parere personala obiectiva despre autorul care ti-a trimis leapsa. Minim 50 de caractere <\/em><\/p>\n

Maddy<\/a> e o nebuna :) In sensul bun al cuvantului. E prima fata care a vazut in Bucuresti un oras frumos<\/a> :) cu toate ca sta in vest, intr-un oras in care tata mi-ar da bani sa ma mut. Iubeste animalele, are 2 melci<\/a>, sau avea, ca i-au ranit racii (si astia fiind tot ai ei<\/a>) :P <\/p>\n

Si daca e leapsa, ea trebuie sa mearga mai departe la Seby<\/a> (el e singurul care ar raspunde la intrebarile de mai sus cu placere :P ) si la MooNy<\/a>, una din cele mai vechi cititoare ale blogului ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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