{"id":5975,"date":"2010-12-03T17:38:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T15:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita.html"},"modified":"2010-12-03T20:02:35","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T18:02:35","slug":"cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum se face o femeie fericita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In dragoste o singura regula e valabila. Sa faci femeia fericita. Faci ceva pe placul ei, castigi puncte.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"o-femeia-fericita\" border=\"0\" alt=\"o-femeia-fericita\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/Cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita_119B0\/o-femeia-fericita.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Faci ceva ce nu ii place, pierzi puncte. Nu primesti nici un punct pentru ceva la care se asteapta. Cu parere de rau, astea sunt regulile.<\/p>\n<p>Iata un scurt ghid al sistemului de punctare:<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<h5>INDATORIRI OBISNUITE<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>Faci patul (+1) <\/li>\n<li>Faci patul, dar uiti pernuta decorativa (-1) <\/li>\n<li>Asezi patura peste cearseaful mototolit (-2) <\/li>\n<li>Iesi sa cumperi ceva pentru ea (+5) <\/li>\n<li>Pe ploaie (+8) <\/li>\n<li>Dar te intorci cu bere (-5) <\/li>\n<li>Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea (+1) <\/li>\n<li>Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea, dar nu era nimic (0) <\/li>\n<li>Te scoli din cauza unui zgomot suspect noaptea, si era ceva (+5) <\/li>\n<li>Ii tragi una cu facaletul (+10) <\/li>\n<li>Era catelul ei (-20) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>EVENIMENTE SOCIALE<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>Stai alaturi de ea tot timpul petrecerii (0) <\/li>\n<li>Stai alaturi de ea un timp, dupa care mergi la o vorba cu colega (-2) <\/li>\n<li>Pe colega o cheama Tina (-10) <\/li>\n<li>Tina, dansatoarea (-20) <\/li>\n<li>Tina are silicoane (-80) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>ANIVERSARI<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>O scoti la cina (+2) <\/li>\n<li>O scoti la cina, si nu este un club sport (+3) <\/li>\n<li>Ok, e un club sport (-2) <\/li>\n<li>Si e noaptea cu bufet suedez (-3) <\/li>\n<li>E un club sport, noaptea cu bufet suedez, iar pe fata ta sunt pictate culorile echipei preferate(-10) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>SEARA IN ORAS <\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>O scoti la film (+1) <\/li>\n<li>O scoti la un film care ii place ei (+3) <\/li>\n<li>O scoti la un film care nu-ti place (+6) <\/li>\n<li>O scoti la un film care iti place tie (-2) <\/li>\n<li>Se numeste &quot;Robocop&quot; (-3) <\/li>\n<li>Ai mintit ca era un film despre orfani (-15) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>CONDITIA FIZICA<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>Ai facut burta (-15) <\/li>\n<li>Ai facut burta, dar te antrenezi sa iti revii (+10) <\/li>\n<li>Ai facut burta si treci la camasi si pantaloni mai largi (-30) <\/li>\n<li>Spui, &quot;Nu conteaza, si tu ai&quot; (-8000) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>MAREA INTREBARE<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>Ea intreaba: &quot;M-am ingrasat?&quot; (-5) [Da, pierzi puncte indiferent de raspuns] <\/li>\n<li>Eziti cu raspunsul (-10) <\/li>\n<li>Raspunzi, &quot;..Unde?&quot; (-35) <\/li>\n<li>Orice alt raspuns (-20) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h5>COMUNICARE<\/h5>\n<ul>\n<li>Cand vorbeste despre problemele ei, te arati interesat (0) <\/li>\n<li>Asculti, peste 30 minute (+50) <\/li>\n<li>Asculti, peste 30 minute, fara sa te uiti la TV (+500) <\/li>\n<li>Ea isi da seama ca de fapt ai adormit (-4000) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>Stiu ca nu e noua chestia dar am revazut-o acum si m-am amuzat :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sby.ro\/\">Seby<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In dragoste o singura regula e valabila. Sa faci femeia fericita. Faci ceva pe placul ei, castigi puncte. Faci ceva ce nu ii place, pierzi puncte. Nu primesti nici un punct pentru ceva la care se asteapta. Cu parere de rau, astea sunt regulile. Iata un scurt ghid al sistemului de punctare:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[7074,7108],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum se face o femeie fericita<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-se-face-o-femeie-fericita\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" 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