{"id":6032,"date":"2010-12-09T10:48:32","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T08:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale.html"},"modified":"2010-12-09T10:50:22","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T08:50:22","slug":"ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce scriu soferii in procesele verbale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/fa299d2e6868_96FE\/ce-scriu-soferii-in-procesele-verbale_thumb.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Incercand sa-si sustina nevinovatia, unii soferi apeleaza la tot felul explicatii, care mai de care mai fanteziste.   <\/p>\n<p><b>AVIONUL MI-A TAIAT CALEA<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&quot;In timp ce ma deplasam cu autoturismul proprietate personala pe DN1 in directia Otopeni, un avion mi-a taiat calea, prin aer. Nu cred ca circula regulamentar intrucat era foarte aproape de sol. Atunci fiul meu a tipat, si normal, pentru ca era disperat, el are doar 9 ani, si eu am accelerat ca sa evit avionul si am intrat in masina din fata mea care era condusa de o femeie.<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>Sa stiti, domnule agent, ca femeia m-a si injurat&#8230;&quot;, incerca sa explice un sofer.<\/p>\n<p><b>MASINA A PLECAT SINGURA<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Soferul dubei s-a uitat exact in ochii mei si eu am accelerat, pentru ca am considerat ca ne-am inteles din priviri&quot;, a sustinut un conducator auto care nu s-a asigurat la plecarea de pe loc. &quot;Sigur ca n-am mai semnalizat, dar pe urma soferul respectiv n-a mai vrut sa recunoasca ca s-a uitat la mine&#8230; Dar eu pot sa va spun ca are ochii albastri&#8230;&quot; Sau&#8230;   <br \/>&quot;Eu stateam linistit pe loc, la semafor. Deodata masina a plecat singura si l-a atins in bara pe conducatorul auto din fata mea. Atunci el s-a enervat si a dat tare cu spatele si mi-a spart farurile si mi-a indoit bara&#8230; Eu n-am avut nici o vina&quot;.<\/p>\n<p><b>SE PREFACEA CA TRAVERSEAZA<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Am vazut cum autoturismul din fata mea a lovit pietonul, dar pietonul s-a ridicat si atunci l-am lovit si eu&quot;, marturisea un conducator auto. &quot;Nu credeam ca se mai ridica&quot;, si-a sustinut omul nevinovatia? De altfel si intr-un accident in care au fost implicate mai multe masini, se pare ca tot un pieton a fost de vina: ,,O femeie se prefacea ca traverseaza.<\/p>\n<p>Pe soferul din fata mea l-a pacalit si a franat. Am oprit si eu, dar soferul din spatele meu, care si el isi daduse seama ca femeia se preface, a intrat in mine si m-a impins in masina din fata. Pe urma a fost cum am spus eu. Femeia nici n-a mai traversat&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p><b>VENEAU MASINI DE PESTE TOT<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Cele mai bizare explicatii ale accidentelor auto raman totusi cele din intersectii.&quot;Eu ma deplasam regulamentar, dar din toate partile veneau masini. Atunci eu am oprit. (n.r. &#8211; semafoarele nu functionau si soferul se afla pe drumul cu prioritate. A oprit masina in mijlocul intersectiei) Sa se inghesuie ei, daca sunt smecheri!<\/p>\n<p>Si tocmai pe mine, care stateam pe loc, m-a indoit unul cu masina de smecher. Cred ca era fotbalist, ca astia se inghesuie asa&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p><b>AM PORNIT PE ALBASTRU<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Cred ca ati observat ca la semafoarele astea noi, moderne, este si culoarea albastra. Cand s-a aprins albastru eu nu am stiut ce sa fac pentru ca nu scrie in regulament. Am pornit, dar dupa-aia am oprit pentru ca mi-am dat seama ca la culoarea albastra in mod normal trebuie sa eliberezi banda de circulatie. Il rog pe aceasta cale pe domnul ministru sa ia masurile care se impun&#8230;&quot;<\/p>\n<p><b>M-A IMPINS VANTUL CU 60 LA ORA <\/b><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Batea vantul cu peste 100 de kilometri la ora din spate. Eu circulam cu 50 la ora, dar va dati seama ca vantul ma impingea foarte tare.   <br \/>Eu am franat, dar n-am putut evita impactul pentru ca m-a impins vantul cu o viteza de aproximativ 60 de kilometri pe ora, tinand cont de fortele de frecare&#8230;&quot;, a sustinut un sofer a carui viteza in oras era &#8211; dupa aprecierile martorilor si ale politistilor &#8211; de aproximativ 80 km\/h.<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">[10x Zaiu]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Incercand sa-si sustina nevinovatia, unii soferi apeleaza la tot felul explicatii, care mai de care mai fanteziste. AVIONUL MI-A TAIAT CALEA &quot;In timp ce ma deplasam cu autoturismul proprietate personala pe DN1 in directia Otopeni, un avion mi-a taiat calea, prin aer. Nu cred ca circula regulamentar intrucat era foarte aproape de sol. 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