{"id":6041,"date":"2010-12-09T21:52:56","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T19:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-ar-arata-lumea-fara-femei.html"},"modified":"2010-12-09T21:53:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T19:53:33","slug":"cum-ar-arata-lumea-fara-femei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-ar-arata-lumea-fara-femei\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum ar arata lumea fara femei?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-ar-arata-lumea-fara-femei.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"o-lume-fara-femei\" border=\"0\" alt=\"o-lume-fara-femei\" src=\"http:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/poze\/3a11f884ba61_130AA\/o-lume-fara-femei.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"247\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Industria<\/strong> supelor la plic ar deveni cea mai profitabila industrie din lume. Cei mai bogati oameni din lume vor fi magnatii supei la plic, care se vor uita de sus la sultanul Bruneiului sau la amaratii nevoiti sa faca afaceri cu petrol ca sa aiba ce pune pe masa.<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Hainele<\/strong> nu s-ar mai imparti in doua categorii,curate si murdare, ci in mult mai multe: aproape curate, murdare care se mai pot purta o data, murdare care mai pot fi purtate prin casa, suficient de murdare ca sa fie purtate prin curte, murdare de mers dupa paine si, in fine, rufele&#160; impecabil de murdare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Producatorii de lame de ras si deodorante ar da faliment.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Pasta de dinti<\/strong> ar disparea complet, din lipsa de cerere. Adaptandu-se pietei, compania Colgate ar produce guma de mestecat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Codul numeric personal<\/strong> din cartea de identitate ar contine date extrem de utile care nu pot fi memorate, cum ar fi masurile de la camasa sau pantaloni ale posesorului.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Revistele Playboy si Penthouse<\/strong> ar avea pictoriale cu Ronaldihno si David Beckham.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Nu vor mai exista sedinte la serviciu<\/strong>, intrucat barbatii nu vor mai avea nevoie de scuze pentru a lipsi de acasa.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Emisiunile de moda<\/strong> vor fi prezentate de Ovidiu Ioanitoaia. Se vor&#160; purta doar culorile echipei favorite.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Masinile<\/strong> se vor putea repara si in alte zile decat sambata, iar service-urile nu vor fi mai deschise pana la 1 noaptea.<\/p>\n<p>10. Intrucat adversarii nu vor mai avea mame, <strong>mersul la stadion<\/strong> nu va mai avea nici un sens.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. Meseria de instalator<\/strong> va disparea, intrucat pe barbati nu-i deranjeaza deloc apa care picura la baie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12. Cea mai apreciata apa minerala va fi Carlsberg.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><em>[primita pe mail, 10x Zaiu]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Industria supelor la plic ar deveni cea mai profitabila industrie din lume. Cei mai bogati oameni din lume vor fi magnatii supei la plic, care se vor uita de sus la sultanul Bruneiului sau la amaratii nevoiti sa faca afaceri cu petrol ca sa aiba ce pune pe masa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[7108],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Cum ar arata lumea fara femei?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.criserb.com\/blog\/cum-ar-arata-lumea-fara-femei\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"criserb\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta 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